The Grim Hamster lord

Too late. *starts doing an evil jig*

Good choice.

18 methinks?

I'm not quite ffure about how may ffanitieff you had before, but their are ffeveral new ffanitieff for you, about 27.5 at the minute. *jumps out of the mass of sanities* The .5 is still unsure about its existance and will talk to you on Wednesday at the latest.

*shields eyes from snail shell* *fires frogs legs out of a mortar at MW*

*starts throwing stale baguettes at Horatio* *one hits the target and knocks him unconcious*

Horatio is taken aback. As am I. How did I beat you? I thought I sent Marvin to clean up your paperwork?

United Gasps. I'm still shocked that its been two days this has happened and that I have actually achieved. Amazed. Suprised. Baffled. Vexed, possibly.

*decides to hack some computers* *hacks into Horatio's computer and sees mysterious recordings from Spycams* *carefully removes spycams and instead places them in Maggie Thatcher's room* *In Brighton*

*rummages round in Typo award stash and finds Arkcher's sanity holding a cardboard sign up saying "I am a typo award"* *checks its the right one* *it is* *seriously* *no fakes* *so Horatio can't say that it was* *or anything else* *makes off with sanity* *places sanity in cool box* *places box on Heart of Gold* *fires up the Heart of Gold*

Well it is, upto a point... There really aren't any hidden themes either, just a yellow submarine. And I assume you mean appropriate?

Just keep in mind that this was the 60's when people drove Volkswagon (English from German traslation: The People's car, started by guess who? Hitler.) vans, laughed at the ceiling and were amazed by the colours in lava lamps.

Actually I meant I didn't understand, which has been a joke between me and a friend for awhile. Snorkle? perhaps you are taking a trip to the Great Barrier Reef?

James King? You mean The King James the First (I think he was the First, maybe it was the second. Hmmm....) version? Actually the same religon can be different to the same religon. Look at all the branches of Christianity and don't say that they are diferent religons because they're not, ok? And actually Islam and Christiantiy (and of course Judaism, because they're just Christians who rightly believe Jesus was nonsense, worship the same God, just with slight differences, ways of worship for example. Actually, according to the Bible the world began in 4000BC, so according to the fanatics, God was just floating in nothingness at that point wondering what he should do to pass the time. Sorry, but Wah? That made no sense. Are you talking modern day semi-fanatic religon or ye-olde-style-lets-go-kill-the-Saracens religon or maybe even ancient smite-the-unfaithful religon?

Well, I am still suprised that you haven't drawn on the whole: "I want to the Vatican and felt God's presence" or "I saw the Virgin Mary!" religo-quasi-spiritual experiences. Load of rubbish anyway. So is the Paley theory. Visions can be brought on by anything and "feeling" a presence is worse. As the FBI agent said to the Court: "I shot those two tourists because I had a bad feeling about them."

I have achieved something I before assumed possible. It has only become realised in these days from my return from Paris and it may continue. I have done this as the screenshot should display (if it works for a change, since every attachment I try fails to work). It may not last for long as either MW or Horatio will not allow someone to beat their top posting score. But I shall enjoy it while the sweet, sweet victory lasts. I AM THE TOP POSTER AT EXACTLY 19:38 GMT (or BST)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wipes the dust off the counter and walks over to feed the pets waiting for an owner. "you wouldn't want these pets to not have an owner would you?" rests on a big sign on the store windows. Some idiot has decided to write "I like eating hamsters" on the window". The cleaner is currently scraping it off and the layers of grime that coat the long disused doors*

I apologise for any inconvinence but Otter has slipped into inactivity and the WWPS will see to it that this service is reopened asap.

Hear Hear, do you agree that there should be no nastiness because of that topic either? Because thats what happened with me and Toto. Where's Jesusfreak anyway? And shouldn't I get commended for not exploding like I usually do and trying your approach Horatio?

*a copious and disturbing amount of warm mayonnaise hits Horatio, mixed with traditional british Salad Cream*

Didn't Toto say that no one can be sinless or blameless? See what I mean when I say the Bible contradicts itself, the Church is having constant schisms and no one can actually agree on what it really means. Great.

End of that line of conversation.

*sigh* No response.

*muffles answer from under pile of sanities* Yeff...

Hopefully MW will stay with SANITY and also stay with evil, balancing the medium.