The Grim Hamster lord

He's listening to the earpiece telling him what to do. "Breathe in Mr.President, Breathe out Mr.President, Breathe in Mr.President, Breathe out Mr.President. ..... OMG DON'T FORGET TO BREATHE IN MR.PRESIDENT!" and then he needs to remember how to read, explaining the ums, uhs and stupid comments. "Ich bin ein Hamburger!"

The idiot's already decided to call the Iraqi elections the Purple revolution despite the fact he was controlling the ballots. What and idiot. Nah, its just because Bush has a good Propaganda department and so many idiot followers that you feel embarressed and anyway if you could leave the US where would you go?

What? The fact that MW is noticing that you are automating your messages?

What do you mean by Liberal? You keep using it and each time it makes no sense. "Duh. Da Vinci Code must be Liberal because it has Opus Dei as Bad guys... ooh.... and that is bad." For the Truth's sake, would you just cut the faeces and just read the book before you criticise it? It is called FICTION, there are bits that are well researched, but it is never the less, FICTION. Just read Angels and Demons and then, if you decided to stop calling everything Liberal just because you've been told or influenced that it is bad, read the Da Vinci Code.

Hmmm... Was Hitler and aethiest Toto or an agnostic? I don't think so. Keep in mind this is not Europe VS. America, this is Science VS. Church. And Hitler was a believer in God, thats why he said "God is on our side." So it backfires on yourself Toto, it is not blaming Science.

Well lets see.... Hmmm.... No. You have to read the brandings and the cardinal kidnaps, though you are allowed to skip the Hassasin bits.

See boss? You are a-da boss of da world (except thats me!)!

But certainly no Hentai I hope.

Not reccommended for those who can't cope with brutal murders, gory details and some disturbing stuff about a Hassasin.

Chaotic then, since I cause YOU so much Chaos when it comes to moderating.

Toto, before we carry on posting in this battle of wits (and of mudslinging, undermining and much cross-referencing too. ) I reccomned you read Angels and Demons by the same author of the Da Vinci Code (My tour guide at the Louvre exploded at the 100th person to ask her about the Da Vinci code and could they see it?) Dan Brown. Read the entire book and contrast it (except the ending and the Hassasin's er..... trophies....) against this Topic. There are SOME similarities.

I would say a Firey brain since I am born of flame.

*tries pulling the sanity out once it has fallen for the Dud-Phoenix bait* *Almost gets pulled in* *whistles for the MW sanities (that have so far accumulated in the bank so much that I have had to open so many new branches that I even have one in Arkcher's dremas) and clones to come and help* *MW sanities and clones burst out and form a hige chain pulling on the fishing rod as one mob*

Of course you know you do Horatio. Of course you do. *fin of the great white Horatio sanity shark appears* Of course I am, although the one I have is starting to go Green.... Just wait can chocolate even go green? And I'm sure that Mars bar micicles will soon be available through MW's micicle supplies soon.

Well of course I think better on my talons than you, because I have talons. Remember you're a hamster? You think on your Paws. [Literacy device=metaphor]*lowers fishing rod into the sanity pool and sees what fishes take the bait[/Literacy device] You think I haven't noticed it is Easter Horatio? I have broken up already and I have been so for the past few hours, eating stuff I made out of Jamie Oliver's cookbook. Hmmmm..... Mars Bar Mousses....... I know about the return of the first two, but where's Otter? And can't Sheena make an appearance? (when me and MW are on preferably)

Saved by the Plastic Covering on Horatio's computer.... Just doesn't have the same ring to it.....

Congratulatons ML.

I told you, Me and LE are in the same year: I.e. Year 10. What was so non-understandabley confusing in my lateral explanation of the Year system in English schooling?

Well, there is French coursework, but thats because of the Dual Language (twice the GCSEs in half the time) course I'm doing. I've abviously got to do English, but this time the excuse is because I have to do at least 6 before the Yr11 exams. I've done the... er... let me think..... ah. That's it. I've done the Original Writing coursework and got an A* (woop de di doo, Basil. ) and I've done my Oral/Presentation coursework and got 52/54, even though I was so nervous I was shaking like a "leaf" (strange, I haven't noticed any leaves shaking.... Odd saying.) and almost collapsed by the Q&A section. We're doing our Media coursework now, and guess what we've got to study? The Iceland chase sequence in Die Another Day. Ruins it a bit really...... Well done on your Media coursework! And knowing you LE, you've probably never even heard of grades like A or B, especially not U (the dreaded U! *cringes*)

Pesky? SInce when Am I pesky? And why has HB got so slow recently? NO ONE IS POSTING!

For all you Bush lovers out there, I bring forward the most powerful of powerful facts! Bush himsefl speaking is hilarity, but this is deadly serious (and deadly funny, because Horatio WILL spit out the beverage he is drinking, the food he is eating or will eat and drink something just to spit it out). Here is the B-Man (in Britain this would be Mr.Bean, but for you its Bush) speaking: Where is Crawford and what is the significance of the Cows? Is it an X-File? Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo. (you have to change the length, tone, pitch and amplitude of the Woos if you want the theme tune )

If you're having troubles, try Amazon.co.uk rather than .com

Ok then. *gets out Foamy Fan Club card* HAIL FOAMY!

LE's the same age and "Grade" (I say Grade, but thats silly because Grade is what you get marks wise i.e. A*-G and maybe U. For us its "Year" Which makes sense because it goes from Year 1 (first year of education) to Year 13 (final year before university)) as me. Which is 14, nearly 15 and Year 10. Good luck LE with all your GCSEs! And if you need help with History, I'd be glad to help.

Try MW's usual haunts.