The Grim Hamster lord

I trust he is. *starts trying to find a loophole in the Geneva convention rules*

RUN HORATIO! RUN!

*wakes up in hospital bed* *is dazed for moment* *automatically eats some cookies* *feels ill* *summons the helicopter* *is escorted off to evil island hospital*

*Glasses just blur everything* *flies into tree*

*spies Cakies* *swoops down* *pauses in mid swoop as eyes pick up Traps all around Horatio*

Now if I was in the Gestapo, I would slap you and call you a liar. However, I have to abide by the Geneva convention rules so I won't. I shall believe you and let you go.

Phantom MW? Is this you just dressing up in a cloak and mask?

Well people. This topic is near dead. Mainly cos Bush hasn't done anything incredibly stupid/bad since rigging the elction. WHy isn't he doing anything?

*opens up Bank after a relaxing 4 day weekend trip to Cornwall, the Eden Project and Britain's biggest surfer spot Newquay. (OMG I saw the Cribber!)* *walks across eeriely quiet lobby* *gets suspicous* *opens MW's sanity vaults* *Nothing inside except a note, a hole and a large sign saying "SHEENA RULES"* NOOOOOO! THE SANITIES HAVE ESCAPED!

More pointless than Bush's second term.

Why is it that when I blow up the date, it reveals the newspaper to be from 1906 (last digit hard to read)? And whats the matter with Satanists? I know a couple of satanists, addmitedly I loathe them, but not because they worship Satan. (not a lot of Good it'll do them when they realise Satan doesn't exist) And anyway, Kerry and Bush both belong to the Skull and Bones "secret" chapter! SO Bush is really just as bad as Kerry. Except Kerry can tell better jokes.

Maybe its a "secret" war. (i.e. Bush hasn't worked out how to use the intercom or any other method of communication to use to deliever the order to invade)

No, I believe it was one of YOUR people (of course, this can mean anything since you seem to be having an identity crisis) who gave the following to Saddam: Weapons Weapons of Mass Destruction Money Lots of MOney Food Supplies Get your facts right Toto, America gave Saddam all those things before Conflict Desert Storm Numero Uno in the war against Iran. HA! Reasons? Is this going to be like in Religon topic, where you ignore everything? And for the last time, Liberal is good, not bad. And Kerry isn't the Number one State Liberal, California and its Statespeople has always held the title of Number 1 Liberal. CALIFORNIA RULES! Ok, so do other states and before Horatio points it out, Florida is good as well.

LIVE TOPIC! LIVE! OR GET HORATIO TO PIN YOU!

This isn't trivial!

A spy sent by HK! Catch him! *ties up Horatio* Now.... Agent Horatio. Why hasn't HK responded?

Naturlich.

So would I. 1. Watch this space for Bush either: 1) poisoning them all 2) making a hilarious statement and forcing the merfolk to join the EU. Need I mention the "Hamburg" incident? 2. Laminate them, like Horatio. Oh Darn it all to heck, if it wasn't for the fact all my moral energy is used up on being anti-racist, I would retract that statement for something less moral and more evil.

Indded. Well... we've always been free since the Magna Carta really. Yeah, but I know what you mean. U.S. saying it is the "True Democracy" and can only be, sorry I mean, be the ONLY country that has peacekeeping status and Nuclear missiles.

He'd probably go for Russia after China, because well hey, why not make good on the old defeats in the Cold War?

By Caesars? "39 minutes of Bliss in an otherwise meaningless world"?

I wouldn't even try. I suppose you could try doing Toadette wearing a black kimono and with Blonde hair in pigtails, looking slightly more elegant than usual.

*sighs with relief that Squirrelhugger didn't see the Heart of Gold or the Starship Bistromath in the back of the hanger*

However tempting it maybe, I will not give a statement on American involvment in WWI.

ANd did you know that it had always been before then on anything to do with the Illuminati? Read my explanation of the Illuminati and all will be revealed....