The Grim Hamster lord

My cage. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lovely. You don't seem too happy about it... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you prefer it if Horatio went: "Ooh I am staying in my cage for the summer with excusions to the toilet, bed and wheel every day! OOH I am just so happy I will dance around in circles spreading flowers of no real species around my cage now to demonstrate my happiness! *dances round cage*" ?

*sighs with relief that Squirrelhugger didn't see the Heart of Gold or the Starship Bistromath in the back of the hanger* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ohhhhhhhh.......how much, how much! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you have to ask you can't afford. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *hands TGHL my infinity card and lets him know that Skwerlhugger Will can have anything he wants* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *chuckles quitely because Horatio doesn't realise What he has planned for the infinity card* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ha..ha...ha if those dont come with bombs and missles id like those too....and a small fry. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well... I think I'd better give you a Krikkit warship if you want power. And a small fry? Ok....

Why not??? I think you should get double points for thinking of that one!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd give her Quintuple points if she does.

*decides that this topic could do with a bit of piracy* YA HARR! *the pirate crew raid Horatio's Hammie stables (luxury) and Hammie cab store* You shall be handing over the goods and the Hamsters me good Celestial Hamster!

Lovely Laura has been on quite a but recently....

Very rare. Uber Rare. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> what do i get? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Two things: FIrst Thing: The Pride and satisfaction of knowing you got 2 uber rare uns Second Thing: Permenant membership in the Monster Raving Loony Party! (actual party, one of the best)

Hhhhhmmmmmmm... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> heh horatio look TGHL spelled skwerls the right way! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *is in shock* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *joins horatio* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *joins Top_banana and Horatio in shock* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *nicks everyones sanities while they are being shocked* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *kicks TGHL in the shin, making him drop the other sanities* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry but your in shock and... *Throws Hoops over a crag* *picks up sanities and calls the MW-mobile (like teh Batmobile, but wolf shaped and better looking)* *legs it* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was only pretending to be in shock! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course you were. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was being sarcastic. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course you were. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Naturlich meine kleine Eckbank! Translation please, or else this will be deleted. Thanks.

BORIS JOHNSON! Oh god, Boris rules. Who needs political satirists when you've got Boris, making fun of himself and his dad. Oh, he's so good. Btw, the associated press just seem to have stolen it off the BBC with a few stupid comments added in. In related news, perhaps you can tell me about the new series of Doctor Who which will be showing tonight, and what was so GOOD about last week's episode!

And that's why you're in my mafia! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Da maifia always triumphs boss! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HURRAH! V>_<V <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HUZZAH! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HEY NONNY NONNY! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT THE DARK SIDE! *USES FORCE THROTTLE*

*joins horatio* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *joins Top_banana and Horatio in shock* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *nicks everyones sanities while they are being shocked* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *kicks TGHL in the shin, making him drop the other sanities* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry but your in shock and... *Throws Hoops over a crag* *picks up sanities and calls the MW-mobile (like teh Batmobile, but wolf shaped and better looking)* *legs it* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was only pretending to be in shock! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course you were. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was being sarcastic. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ATTENTION! ATTENTION! TGHL used a smilie!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OH NO! WHERE?

On whom, what or when? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The bumper stickers on the sanity. I mean. The permanent ink on Horatio's sanity. It looks like a trumpet now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Donate it to an Orphan Soul Band. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you sure you want to donate Horatio's sanity? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WHAT?!?!?!??! It's Horatio's sanity, I thought it was the sanity detector. *snatches the sanity back off Orphans* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When are you going to learn??????? I have my true sanity securely stored in a place that you will never find it. The only sanities of mine, running around out here, are decoys and replacements. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sorry Horatio, I'm going to have to do this. *tells Bush that not only does Horatio have huge amounts of oil, but loads of Weapons of Mass Destruction as well* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wow, you sure know which person to put against Horatio! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *continues to calmly munch on grey stripe sunflower seeds* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just wait Horatio... As soon as Bush learns to talk, he'll come get ya. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh my! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *squirrel army rolls in* were here to protect queen stella and horatio! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *warns Skwerlhugger that if he goes to war with Bush, you won't have time to fight me and I will easily take over the Skwerl homeland*

Hhhhhmmmmmmm... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> heh horatio look TGHL spelled skwerls the right way! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *is in shock* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *joins horatio* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *joins Top_banana and Horatio in shock* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *nicks everyones sanities while they are being shocked* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *kicks TGHL in the shin, making him drop the other sanities* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry but your in shock and... *Throws Hoops over a crag* *picks up sanities and calls the MW-mobile (like teh Batmobile, but wolf shaped and better looking)* *legs it* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was only pretending to be in shock! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course you were. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was being sarcastic.

I am too much of an eco-terrorist to do that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> good im glad to hear that <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This may mean something to you: Force Three or Ark Angel

Very rare. Uber Rare.

Ooh dear, Horatio has got some news WRONG for a change, Blair looks certain to win, but the polling is still going on! IT has not finished and hasn't even begun the count. I voted for the party known as: The Monster Raving Loony Party (this is the best thing about a multi party system! You get all the oddballs having a party!) I would have voted Dungeons Death & Taxes but we aren't in their constiuency. The oddball partys are: Veritas UKIP Plaid Cyrmu SNP Church of Militant Elvis the "Personality AND Rational Thinking?Yes!" Party, otherwise known as the PARTY PARTY The Vote for yourself and Rainbow Dream Ticket Party <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *puts away crystal ball and tarot cards* Now I am right. The election has ended and Tony Blair HAS ACHIEVED an unprecedented third term. The Labour Party should be quite happy. His majority has diminished considerably. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well done, Horatio. Can you tell me what the Tories are doing now they have lost (again)?

Not unless I decide to put on a Fathers for Justice display.

On whom, what or when? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The bumper stickers on the sanity. I mean. The permanent ink on Horatio's sanity. It looks like a trumpet now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Donate it to an Orphan Soul Band. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you sure you want to donate Horatio's sanity? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WHAT?!?!?!??! It's Horatio's sanity, I thought it was the sanity detector. *snatches the sanity back off Orphans* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When are you going to learn??????? I have my true sanity securely stored in a place that you will never find it. The only sanities of mine, running around out here, are decoys and replacements. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sorry Horatio, I'm going to have to do this. *tells Bush that not only does Horatio have huge amounts of oil, but loads of Weapons of Mass Destruction as well* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wow, you sure know which person to put against Horatio! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *continues to calmly munch on grey stripe sunflower seeds* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just wait Horatio... As soon as Bush learns to talk, he'll come get ya.

Ooh dear, Horatio has got some news WRONG for a change, Blair looks certain to win, but the polling is still going on! IT has not finished and hasn't even begun the count. I voted for the party known as: The Monster Raving Loony Party (this is the best thing about a multi party system! You get all the oddballs having a party!) I would have voted Dungeons Death & Taxes but we aren't in their constiuency. The oddball partys are: Veritas UKIP Plaid Cyrmu SNP Church of Militant Elvis the "Personality AND Rational Thinking?Yes!" Party, otherwise known as the PARTY PARTY The Vote for yourself and Rainbow Dream Ticket Party

I am too much of an eco-terrorist to do that.

Get me a copy of the blueprints for your school, the storage place for the exam papers and the route they will take to be distributed. I shall do the rest.

All that coming from a Dell owner! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't have a Dell.... Dells are what my school use and I hate them because even the PC's have laptop D drives because they are so bad. I have a nice, shiny Packard Bell that actually works and does not: Go slow Crash Explode Fail to Work unlike Macs. You can tell I have had some bad experiences of Macs

Um. Oops. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Whats the oops for? All you did is proove Horatio can't produce good quality Permanent Ink Tattoos! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I accentally used nonpermanent ink remover. When used on permanent ink, it can have some crazy side effects... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> On whom, what or when? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The bumper stickers on the sanity. I mean. The permanent ink on Horatio's sanity. It looks like a trumpet now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Donate it to an Orphan Soul Band. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you sure you want to donate Horatio's sanity? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WHAT?!?!?!??! It's Horatio's sanity, I thought it was the sanity detector. *snatches the sanity back off Orphans* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When are you going to learn??????? I have my true sanity securely stored in a place that you will never find it. The only sanities of mine, running around out here, are decoys and replacements. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sorry Horatio, I'm going to have to do this. *tells Bush that not only does Horatio have huge amounts of oil, but loads of Weapons of Mass Destruction as well*

Hhhhhmmmmmmm... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> heh horatio look TGHL spelled skwerls the right way! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *is in shock* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *joins horatio* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *joins Top_banana and Horatio in shock* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *nicks everyones sanities while they are being shocked* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *kicks TGHL in the shin, making him drop the other sanities* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry but your in shock and... *Throws Hoops over a crag* *picks up sanities and calls the MW-mobile (like teh Batmobile, but wolf shaped and better looking)* *legs it* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was only pretending to be in shock! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course you were.

Note to Horatio: That Mac OS system is incorrectly named. It should be either: Mac OS Snail (huge improvements in speed make it as fast as a snail with a cement block on its head!) Mac OS decrepit, near dead tiger about to be shot by a game hunter so its head can be stuck on a plaque with a little caption.

*sighs with relief that Squirrelhugger didn't see the Heart of Gold or the Starship Bistromath in the back of the hanger* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ohhhhhhhh.......how much, how much! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you have to ask you can't afford. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *hands TGHL my infinity card and lets him know that Skwerlhugger Will can have anything he wants* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *chuckles quitely because Horatio doesn't realise What he has planned for the infinity card*