The Grim Hamster lord

Just thought you'd like to know, I may be on National News tongiht! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE! The BBC came to our school at "random" to do a report on the new government theme which is "behaviour and discipline" in school. For some odd reason, the camera kept getting me being sarcastic, either on or slightly off......... We shall see if I make an apperance though.... At least it wasn't ITV

Blindbeard! you are not meant to hink! Just to stab wildly in the hope that someone may perchance stroll in front and get killed! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dun worry. I wasn't hinking. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hinking? be that a word? It does not matter! ATTACK THE ENEMY BLINDBEARD! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ONWARD, YEH SCURVY DOGS! *attacks Blindbeard, which is herself, so kills self* Blarrg! x_x <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ARG! This b' worse than when the Panda ate, shot and left. BLINDBEARD! ATTACK THE SCURVY SEADOG ARKCHER! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why? o_o <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cos' BlindBeard be a zombie Pirate now, and she be needing her brains for nourrishment, and ye be the nearest source of brains, excepting me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But then the Me will be a zombie thing too and there'd be twice the demand for brains, And there'd be Kat and I chasing YOU around. -shakes head- Not a wise idea. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd just make ya walk the plank, or more to the point, push you overboard. And then I'd allow Kat to harvest the brains of the Military, its not like they're being used anyway.

Oh yes!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But you're not kat. Or are you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, I'm not - Kat -... but, I am the hamster of positive thinking!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> a.k.a. Kat, right? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *disappears into his cage with a pouch full of hammie mix, with Ipod around neck, ear phones inserted and music playing, to avoid answering Arkcher* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is it me or have iPods gone out of fashion? I mean, they may be great, but more MP3 players are becoming better and Cheaper. Take me for example, I was going to get a nice shiny iPod, but then I saw a Creative Labs Zen Touch! MP3 Player with 20GBs of memory for only £148.00, compared to the iPod's £199.99 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you get to carry an array of photos with your music? My iPod does!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's iPod Photo, and that costs a huge amount of money. Gah, too much. I mean who wants that? Surely the idea of an MP3 player is to play music, not show off photos. You get one of those special MP3 players that are called "Multimedia players" which do all sorts like play MP4s and such stuff.

Blindbeard! you are not meant to hink! Just to stab wildly in the hope that someone may perchance stroll in front and get killed! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dun worry. I wasn't hinking. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hinking? be that a word? It does not matter! ATTACK THE ENEMY BLINDBEARD! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ONWARD, YEH SCURVY DOGS! *attacks Blindbeard, which is herself, so kills self* Blarrg! x_x <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ARG! This b' worse than when the Panda ate, shot and left. BLINDBEARD! ATTACK THE SCURVY SEADOG ARKCHER! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *is a zombie-pirate, like in Pirates of the Carribian, and eats Arkcher's brain* Yarrrrrr... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *gives Kat a traditional Brain & chips as a reward*

Blindbeard! you are not meant to hink! Just to stab wildly in the hope that someone may perchance stroll in front and get killed! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dun worry. I wasn't hinking. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hinking? be that a word? It does not matter! ATTACK THE ENEMY BLINDBEARD! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ONWARD, YEH SCURVY DOGS! *attacks Blindbeard, which is herself, so kills self* Blarrg! x_x <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ARG! This b' worse than when the Panda ate, shot and left. BLINDBEARD! ATTACK THE SCURVY SEADOG ARKCHER! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why? o_o <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cos' BlindBeard be a zombie Pirate now, and she be needing her brains for nourrishment, and ye be the nearest source of brains, excepting me.

Oh yes!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But you're not kat. Or are you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, I'm not - Kat -... but, I am the hamster of positive thinking!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> a.k.a. Kat, right? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *disappears into his cage with a pouch full of hammie mix, with Ipod around neck, ear phones inserted and music playing, to avoid answering Arkcher* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is it me or have iPods gone out of fashion? I mean, they may be great, but more MP3 players are becoming better and Cheaper. Take me for example, I was going to get a nice shiny iPod, but then I saw a Creative Labs Zen Touch! MP3 Player with 20GBs of memory for only £148.00, compared to the iPod's £199.99

*decides that this topic could do with a bit of piracy* YA HARR! *the pirate crew raid Horatio's Hammie stables (luxury) and Hammie cab store* You shall be handing over the goods and the Hamsters me good Celestial Hamster! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *takes the Phoenix for the ride of his life* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *steals all the goods and the Hamsters anyway and locks Horatio in the solid oak trunk* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *chews a big hole in the tasty oak trunk* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *only to find hisself in a Titanium, 1000ft thick Particle accelerator <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *starts Photon generator and drills hole in Particle accelerator* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You do realise that Photons are basically just light? So you have started up a light Bulb? Wow, I can see how your going to get out. *starts Particle Accelerator up to see whether Horatio is made up of Quarks*

*decides that this topic could do with a bit of piracy* YA HARR! *the pirate crew raid Horatio's Hammie stables (luxury) and Hammie cab store* You shall be handing over the goods and the Hamsters me good Celestial Hamster! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *takes the Phoenix for the ride of his life* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *steals all the goods and the Hamsters anyway and locks Horatio in the solid oak trunk* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *chews a big hole in the tasty oak trunk* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *only to find hisself in a Titanium, 1000ft thick Particle accelerator

Blindbeard! you are not meant to hink! Just to stab wildly in the hope that someone may perchance stroll in front and get killed! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dun worry. I wasn't hinking. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hinking? be that a word? It does not matter! ATTACK THE ENEMY BLINDBEARD! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ONWARD, YEH SCURVY DOGS! *attacks Blindbeard, which is herself, so kills self* Blarrg! x_x <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ARG! This b' worse than when the Panda ate, shot and left. BLINDBEARD! ATTACK THE SCURVY SEADOG ARKCHER!

Flown over your head?

*decides that this topic could do with a bit of piracy* YA HARR! *the pirate crew raid Horatio's Hammie stables (luxury) and Hammie cab store* You shall be handing over the goods and the Hamsters me good Celestial Hamster! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *takes the Phoenix for the ride of his life* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *steals all the goods and the Hamsters anyway and locks Horatio in the solid oak trunk*

Thats the one which means I made you go Lol isn't it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yesh. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does your siggie have to be so long? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yesh. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Any reason why, when most of it is just odd words building up in a pyramid style? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Those aRe my Nivknames and Catch Phrases. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why not have them as.... lets say one line rather than 22?

Blindbeard! you are not meant to hink! Just to stab wildly in the hope that someone may perchance stroll in front and get killed! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dun worry. I wasn't hinking. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hinking? be that a word? It does not matter! ATTACK THE ENEMY BLINDBEARD!

A lie is not the absence of truth, but the opposite of truth. Truth is fact, what is correct, but that is flexible as what may first appear to be truth turns out to be false.

Blindbeard! you are not meant to hink! Just to stab wildly in the hope that someone may perchance stroll in front and get killed!

However you are not practicing flowermancy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *spreads the favorite flower of the Phoenix around, enticing TGHL to land and smell the roses* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you know my favourite flower? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course, and don't ask me. I will not show you I am correct. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You could tell me the only place in the world where it is grown. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My lips are sealed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> With duct tape or superglue?

Thats the one which means I made you go Lol isn't it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yesh. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does your siggie have to be so long? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yesh. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Any reason why, when most of it is just odd words building up in a pyramid style?

My cage. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lovely. You don't seem too happy about it... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you prefer it if Horatio went: "Ooh I am staying in my cage for the summer with excusions to the toilet, bed and wheel every day! OOH I am just so happy I will dance around in circles spreading flowers of no real species around my cage now to demonstrate my happiness! *dances round cage*" ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OOH, I love it! *tosses flowers around cage* I am practicing aromatherapy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> However you are not practicing flowermancy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *spreads the favorite flower of the Phoenix around, enticing TGHL to land and smell the roses* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you know my favourite flower? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course, and don't ask me. I will not show you I am correct. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You could tell me the only place in the world where it is grown.

Please tell me that at least you have heard of Athony Horrowitz!

My cage. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lovely. You don't seem too happy about it... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you prefer it if Horatio went: "Ooh I am staying in my cage for the summer with excusions to the toilet, bed and wheel every day! OOH I am just so happy I will dance around in circles spreading flowers of no real species around my cage now to demonstrate my happiness! *dances round cage*" ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OOH, I love it! *tosses flowers around cage* I am practicing aromatherapy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> However you are not practicing flowermancy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *spreads the favorite flower of the Phoenix around, enticing TGHL to land and smell the roses* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you know my favourite flower?

Thats the one which means I made you go Lol isn't it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yesh. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does your siggie have to be so long?

Maybe: "All yar booty are belong to us"?

My cage. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lovely. You don't seem too happy about it... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you prefer it if Horatio went: "Ooh I am staying in my cage for the summer with excusions to the toilet, bed and wheel every day! OOH I am just so happy I will dance around in circles spreading flowers of no real species around my cage now to demonstrate my happiness! *dances round cage*" ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OOH, I love it! *tosses flowers around cage* I am practicing aromatherapy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> However you are not practicing flowermancy?

My cage. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lovely. You don't seem too happy about it... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you prefer it if Horatio went: "Ooh I am staying in my cage for the summer with excusions to the toilet, bed and wheel every day! OOH I am just so happy I will dance around in circles spreading flowers of no real species around my cage now to demonstrate my happiness! *dances round cage*" ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OOH, I love it! *tosses flowers around cage* I am practicing aromatherapy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> At least you have a cage. Some hammies are wild and have no protection from the world... I'm in a good mood! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Feral hamsters that roam the landscape, terrorising small animal communities across the World, some packs have even been known to take on a fully grown wolf pack... And Win!

I am too much of an eco-terrorist to do that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> good im glad to hear that <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This may mean something to you: Force Three or Ark Angel <{POST_SNAPBACK}> cant say they do...*confused* what are they? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ALEX RIDER!!!! That ringeth a bell it does?