The Grim Hamster lord

Arg! Ya be knowing of Weebl and Bob?

What promise would that be? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The promise of providing us Overall Post Rankings until HK sorts it out? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ohhhhhhhh, that promise. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, and if you do not keep up teh agreement, we will not only use coloured duct tape this time, but will play the... SPAM SONG! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Tomorrow is the test TGHL. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Test of what? My Doomsday weapon or teh Overall Post ranks?

What promise would that be? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The promise of providing us Overall Post Rankings until HK sorts it out? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ohhhhhhhh, that promise. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, and if you do not keep up teh agreement, we will not only use coloured duct tape this time, but will play the... SPAM SONG! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!! The Spam Song!!!!! *gets a large supply of ear plugs* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The MONTY PYTHON spam song!

wow! i remember (back in the day) when sheena and I raced to see who could get... 6,000 i think it was, I dont know, it was a number that no one had reached before, but its sooooo smallllll compared to what you guys have accomplished now! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh no, not us. Just Horatio. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *looks innocent* It's all TGHL's fault!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *looks innocent and wide eyed* I haven't done anything.

wow! i remember (back in the day) when sheena and I raced to see who could get... 6,000 i think it was, I dont know, it was a number that no one had reached before, but its sooooo smallllll compared to what you guys have accomplished now! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh no, not us. Just Horatio.

Hhhhhmmmmmmm... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> heh horatio look TGHL spelled skwerls the right way! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *is in shock* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *joins horatio* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *joins Top_banana and Horatio in shock* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *nicks everyones sanities while they are being shocked* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *kicks TGHL in the shin, making him drop the other sanities* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry but your in shock and... *Throws Hoops over a crag* *picks up sanities and calls the MW-mobile (like teh Batmobile, but wolf shaped and better looking)* *legs it* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was only pretending to be in shock! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course you were. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was being sarcastic. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course you were. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Naturlich meine kleine Eckbank! Translation please, or else this will be deleted. Thanks. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did that ever get translated...? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good point... where is that Phoenix!?!?!? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was enjoying the nice weather in Scotland (I think the two cancel each other out) until you rang, when I had to rematerialize back here. I can't really remember what Eckbank is, but it means: "Naturally my small _____" Eckbank... Snail? Hamster? Small puff pastry filled with a cream and rum mixture?

Biggest understatement, beating even Neville Chamberlain's statement: "Hitler may not be a nice man"

You do realise that 1/3 of those posts are yours, don't you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Moi? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Total Board Posts: 60,000 Total Horatio Posts: 20,000 20,000 *tries to find divide sign* *can't* divided by 60,000 = 1/3

What? Wha' are this peanuts ya speak of?

You do realise that 1/3 of those posts are yours, don't you?

What promise would that be? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The promise of providing us Overall Post Rankings until HK sorts it out? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ohhhhhhhh, that promise. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, and if you do not keep up teh agreement, we will not only use coloured duct tape this time, but will play the... SPAM SONG!

*telephones the BBC to request a copy* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You'd be better off asking for the DVD set of the new Dr.Who series. DR.WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There is a NEW Dr. Who series??????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> YES! NEW! NEW! NEW! *drools* EPISODE 6 rules!!!! At least I think its Episode 6. You need to watch BBC America more! And if its not showing, demand they start doing so! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have you not seen this!?!??!?! THE NEW DOCTOR WHO RULES!

What promise would that be? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The promise of providing us Overall Post Rankings until HK sorts it out?

What would part of the list would you like updated??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Like The whole list. Like Show Us once every month until we can see it. Or Something. I dont know. Forget it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I could do that for you if you want. I could do it this evening and then on the first of every month. How does that sound? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Beware Horatio, we WILL hold you to your promise.....

However you are not practicing flowermancy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *spreads the favorite flower of the Phoenix around, enticing TGHL to land and smell the roses* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you know my favourite flower? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course, and don't ask me. I will not show you I am correct. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You could tell me the only place in the world where it is grown. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My lips are sealed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> With duct tape or superglue? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *sigh* Horatio, have you been eating paste again? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yum! Paste is tasty! *heads over to the elementary school arts and crafts department to raid the paste supply* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *wonders what would happen if Horatio ate a Radioactive Pillow after a paste feast* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *would glow in the dark* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *thinks: get out of my head Horatio, and you'd turn into a paste monster*

This is my favorite so far. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wow, the art is perfect, art has reached perfection. Is there no way in which the art can be better? I can't think of anyway.

A lie is not the absence of truth, but the opposite of truth. Truth is fact, what is correct, but that is flexible as what may first appear to be truth turns out to be false. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What he said. I think. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I speaketh in riddles, like Gandalf.

quarks? I think not, Quirks, maybe. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lots of quirks! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I expect some badpunons to turn up as well, in addition to the more prominent Oddballions. Oh and just to send you into shock: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *in shock!* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *gets out smelling salts and revives Wolfie* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *gets out chloroform and knocks out Horatio*

However you are not practicing flowermancy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *spreads the favorite flower of the Phoenix around, enticing TGHL to land and smell the roses* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you know my favourite flower? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course, and don't ask me. I will not show you I am correct. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You could tell me the only place in the world where it is grown. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My lips are sealed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> With duct tape or superglue? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *sigh* Horatio, have you been eating paste again? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yum! Paste is tasty! *heads over to the elementary school arts and crafts department to raid the paste supply* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *wonders what would happen if Horatio ate a Radioactive Pillow after a paste feast*

I'll stick with my nice, shiny Creative Labs, Zen Touch MP3 player if you don't mind. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I saw those. Aren't they British made? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If they are, I don't know about it. I thought Creative Labs was American.

*telephones the BBC to request a copy* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You'd be better off asking for the DVD set of the new Dr.Who series. DR.WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There is a NEW Dr. Who series??????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> YES! NEW! NEW! NEW! *drools* EPISODE 6 rules!!!! At least I think its Episode 6. You need to watch BBC America more! And if its not showing, demand they start doing so!

I'll stick with my nice, shiny Creative Labs, Zen Touch MP3 player if you don't mind.

*telephones the BBC to request a copy* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You'd be better off asking for the DVD set of the new Dr.Who series. DR.WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*telephones the BBC to request a copy* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wasn't on... they only got the chavs and trouble makers. And some people kicking each other. Oh, and our headteacher. He is such a numpty....

quarks? I think not, Quirks, maybe. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lots of quirks! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I expect some badpunons to turn up as well, in addition to the more prominent Oddballions. Oh and just to send you into shock: