The Grim Hamster lord

Mushroom_king... come quick. Register your army. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did I mention that the three founders of the original armies must verify the new army, and unless there is 1 majority of 1/2 in favour of it, the army does not get formed and has to give me a big bribe in order to get recognised. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too late. You snooze, you lose! The Mushroom Army is in! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She hasn't registered yet, and when she tries, she will come into my trap.....

Awwwww. So cute. She looks soft. Huette is very soft. She also does something very few hammies do. She squeaks and cries. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Patrica reminds me of this woman who has over 10 rats in a huge complex that takes up a whole wall of her home, she allows them to crawl all over her as well. I can imagine your fellow hamsters roaming the house engaging in all sorts of activities, like Dalek building, watching the new series of Doctor Who and Tardis observation. I'm not obsessed. No.. not at all. OMG! It's TIME FOR IT! RUN RUN!

I take it you haven't reached Memphis yet? Although I may have got my months mixed up. Was it June or July you said you were going? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> July. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Excellent. Is this to do your job for CERN? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My lips are sealed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did you see my post somewhere (a religon topic) in which I said you worked for them? I take it you know all about the Boeing X-33 anyway.

Mushroom_king... come quick. Register your army. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did I mention that the three founders of the original armies must verify the new army, and unless there is 1 majority of 1/2 in favour of it, the army does not get formed and has to give me a big bribe in order to get recognised.

Topazia....... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, it was a wise idea to stop there, otherwise she would have witnessed what few... er.. maybe not few, but some people have seen before. Also, that's verging on racism.

What d' yas think this is? A pirate accountancy? This be the ship of the Flying Dutchman!

I take it you haven't reached Memphis yet? Although I may have got my months mixed up. Was it June or July you said you were going? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> July. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Excellent. Is this to do your job for CERN?

Right listen here. This is the army recruitment centre. Anyone who wants to join one of the THREE armies or create a new one, must come here in order to register. The Three armies are as follows; The Phoenixian (pronounced: Fee-nex-ee-an) army, led by me The Skwerl Army led by Surpeme General Skwerlhugger Will The slightly-less-significant cheese army led by the Head Cheese Unfortunately, Skwerlhugger never makes any appearances anymore, nor does THC. So anyone wanting to join either armies will get elevated to Second-in-Command, except in Skwerlhugger's army who's second-in-command is Tayino, so it will be acting CO, and in the eventof the return of Tayino or Skwerlhugger, will take up the rank assigned to them. Acting COs, second-in-commands and leaders can post recruitment posters, radio announcements, TV broadcasts and general speeches. So on. If you want to create an army, you must first fill out the following form. There would be a form if I had time to create one. So just fill out a form that you think the form should look like. k?

If she does we can make....the Banana Army! What we will do, I don't know... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How about you join THC's army? Or Skwerl's? Those are the only armies I will even recognise as being worth fighting.

*bashes awards for being given out too many at a time* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> MW, where art thou? You only seem to post every once and so often in certain topics! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've been having a difficult timing getting back into the groove of posting sincce spring break. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah. Well, so long as I know the reason I am happy. Anyway, your enjoyment of Spring Break is more important. I take it you did enjoy it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. My brother started hogging it in spring break(in April ) and then after that I couldn't keep up. So now I am making an effort! But these long siggies are making it so HARD. ;.; <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That would be Topazia or Mushroom King. Or me, mine has grown now after finding some of my poems.

Oh good, Japan is always a good setting. For most things at least. Btw, is this imperial Japan or modern day Japan? That's my final question. And I think we should leave you alone in regards to questions so you can publish the first chapter in this promising story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Imperial. Modern day Japan is kinda too shiney. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ooh, more and more interesting. (+ intriguing)

(If this was a couple of weeks back Toto would shout at me for this, but....) Well if your sick of America, why not go somewhere else where your future doesn't solely rely on going to college and getting good grades? You could try New Zealand, Australia (Lee would reccommend this) or GB. Ireland as well, never shall I forget it. For example, after 2 years, at the age of 16, you can leave school and go get a job with up to 11 different qualifications. If you want to go into further education, i.e. A-levels. You can get a further 4 qualifications of any subject. And then of course there are the various university's you can go to. But if you get good grades in just your GCSE's you are fine. Even bad grades are fine, as there are always jobs you can get. It just means you will probably end up living in a council house.

Except for the human race, the billions of species that the Earth alone has, any intelligent life forms out there, the plants etc. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No wonder Rue's such a fan. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That would be Suirue? And is that because I believe in the Intelligent life forms in the Universe? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, it's because you're suggesting plants are intelligent. And (Sui)Rue always insists they're sentient. Or yes. I'm not sure what you're saying. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, arguably plants are sentient. Certainly a venus fly trap would be a better president than Bush. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Aye, m'lord! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What do you think milday? Replace Bush with a Venus Fly Trap?

YES ?!?!? It is about time you resurfaced! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What is your response to my post, Horatio? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have been thinking of this and do not believe that I could answer it as well as TGHL or Topazia have done. This is a truly difficult question. If have not forgotten, but I am not ready to answer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We both have perceptions of the truth, but sometimes one truth is not the same as another truth if you go by Topazia's definition. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> exactly my point. not everyone knows the true truth. they honestly believe a lie given to them as truth. for example: In my eighth year, we had a guy that would come into class regularly. He SAID his name was Mr. Heisey, but he also said that might not be his real name. It could be just a fake name used to protect our innocence. I think it was his real name, that he was just messing with us. but he had a point. Also, internet is the same way. you all know me to be a teenage girl in Florida with a passion for God and debates. But I could be a very good liar. I could be a perverse 35yrold man who takes pleasure in preying on unsuspecting kids and lives in his mother's basement. I'm not that, though. Horatio KNOWS I'm not. I'm a good liar (but not proud of it anymore), but I'm not the freak who lives in his mother's basement. my furnace sounds like it's raining or making popcorn. It's freaky. for more on truth, you can go to www.DeletedbyHoratio.com! j/k I lie on here a lot, but that's only because the secret I do so about is better kept in darkness than on HD for the world to see. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, the truth all depends on perspective, but I would argue that the truth is what is reality/true etc., it's just our personal perception of truth that changes. Yes, I suppose it's like me. You see, I am in fact not a 14 year old, nearly 15, Anglo male with Celtic blood, but Kim Jung Il from N.Korea intent on destabalising American culture from within. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HORATIO! It was a fake url! boguswebsite is a fake url! I was being sarcastic! Hah! I'm older than you! *has a giggle fit for no apparent reason, gets baby brother from crib, and returns* Hey, if I were to believe you, can I call you Kim, TGHL? That's a girl's name!!! hehehe! My Dad has Celtic blood in him. you can't do what you can't spell. You mean "disestablishing," right? Or "Uproot"? It won't happen. Anglo kids are smart. I didn't know half the stuff you know (about religion) when I was 14. But see, I really am a 16 yr old girl from Florida, and as you can see, I do have a passion. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think Horatio was being a bit sarcastic when he put DeletedbyHoratio as well. Calm down. Why would you call me Kim if you were to believe me? I put male there, not female. Congratulations to him. AHA! You see, since I am Kim Jung Il, I have a very poor grasp on the Anglish language. Yes! See! I run rings around your logic! Why thank you. I can assure you however, it doesn't apply to all of us. I believe you, because no one could feign your sheer passion and devotion to something which everyone seems to have a different opinion on. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks. Ah, yes, but you are leaving loopholes even in the same posts. I can say that I am a female, but I am a male, just as you could say you were a young teenage boy in England if you were really a 48-yr-old N. Korean girl with a husband and fourteen kids. But you're really not, and I know it. Ah, but how do you know I'm not an amazing liar, which I've already admitted to? I have faked being a devout Christian for my whole life, why not? Well, only until last summer on a mission trip. That thing was the bomb! TGHL... I can't slip anything by you, can I. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course you can't Horatio. TGHL is too smart and cunning, even when he slips in religion discussions. j/k, tghl. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am very good at sidling in places and then suprising everyone by replying in mid-convo.

TGHL... I can't slip anything by you, can I. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope my as-good-as-an-Eagle's-eyes-if-not-better are excellent when it comes to small furry creatures being sarcastic.

I take it you haven't reached Memphis yet? Although I may have got my months mixed up. Was it June or July you said you were going?

[voice=supreme sarcasm]nice typo. [/voice] I didn't know religion was dwindling in Europe. That's terrible! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perfectionism flashing a fin again? Spain and Italy are really the only devout nations in Europe, maybe parts of Central and Eastern Europe, but Britain is nearly all Agnostic and Aethiest. Only 2% of Britian goes to church and church related activities now. Same in Germany and France too, despite the fact London, Paris and Berlin all have over a thousand places of worship each. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMG! That's terrible! Do me a favor, don't reply to the religion topic. and no, perfectionism isn't happening there. that's what caught me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is it? Oh... er... too late? Where? Oh, I thought you were refering to the fact I typo'd tribute and it ended up as tirbute.... Er.... Anyway, that is the correct thing isn't it? I was just making a point that God and Jesus seem to be above correct spelling, grammar and use of apostrophes. Not forgetting punctuation of all sorts and capatalisation. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> God is Jesus. I chose to ignore the tribute typo. nevermind about the religion topic. and yes, God is more important. nice try, tho. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How can a father and his son be the same thing? does that explain why Jesus always is represented with long hair, a goatee and glazed eyes, the now stereotype for a pothead? Or would you believe that he had an eye infection which prevented him from seeing clearly thus preventing him from shaving? Will do. So God is more important than Jesus, despite the fact you said Jesus is God? How can God be more important than himself?

Because Christianity says that God is the only God, there are no other Gods, only Christianity is the true religon, smite the unbelievers/heretics/so on. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> that's very cynical of you. even I think so, and I am the world's most cynical Christian. Actually, that's only half true. This may seem weird, so brace yourself: I love you. I love everyone. I would die for anyone. Why? That what I should do. I can't smite anyone, least of all those who need the Lord most. That's hypocrisy, really. DON'T RIDICULE THAT! I'M WARNING YOU! I mean it. Don't twist what I said. I get that enough in my own city. ... well... On second thought, it's free game. I don't care what people think about me anymore. It doesn't affect where I'm going, nor does it affect my attitude towards life anymore. So feel free to bug on my statement. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I love cynicism, it really is invigorating. That is very.... noble of you. An attitude matyrs and saints would be proud of. Unfortunatly, in order to qualify for either of those you need to be killed in some gruesome way, and then have people think that actually you were right, and oh rugger God isn't going to be happy about this, QUICK! make them a saint to save our own bottoms. Notice how I wasn't ridiculing that, but the entire sainthood system... and in some small way, what you said. Exactly, what others do will not affect the fact you have a seat next to the late Pope and Princess Di, unfortunately Lady Di isn't in Heaven at the minute, she's off being someone's guardian angel. So you'll be sitting next to Barbie, with Himmler two seats away. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You don't have to die to be martyred. For instance, Richard Wurmbrand is a pastor. He is considered a martyr because he was imprisoned in a Gestapo camp, then a Korean Communist camp, totalling fourteen years in exile. He kept his faith. Noble? I was going for honest and bared. I don't want saints to be proud of me. I want God to be proud of me. It's like being a little kid who wants nothing more than his/her father's praise. "Blessed are they who are pure in heart, for they shall see the Lord." Matthew 5:8 is one of my favorite verses. Please don't ridicule the most devoted people I can think of, TGHL. That's one of the few things that get me started on my human anger trips. I dropped most of the peppery comeback, so do me this, okay? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ARG, I b' quiet now.

THE ULTIMATE SPIFFINGNESS HAS BEEN ACHIEVED.... again. CS how do you manage to achieve this again and again? All you need is an agent, a good comission and you will soon be as well known as Da Vinci, Pablo Picasso and Van Gough!

*bashes awards for being given out too many at a time* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> MW, where art thou? You only seem to post every once and so often in certain topics! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've been having a difficult timing getting back into the groove of posting sincce spring break. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah. Well, so long as I know the reason I am happy. Anyway, your enjoyment of Spring Break is more important. I take it you did enjoy it?

Wow, you speak the most difficult language to learn, English! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was just reviving the topic... And don't be so sure I speak English! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Very few actually seem to speak it perfect, except dusty old professors who made a study of grammer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Spriken ze Deutch? Nein. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ARGGHHH! You obviously don't speak Deutsch! Das richtigen thingy ist "Sprochen sie Deutsch?" Although it may be "Schprochen" although that doesn't look right.

Oh good, Japan is always a good setting. For most things at least. Btw, is this imperial Japan or modern day Japan? That's my final question. And I think we should leave you alone in regards to questions so you can publish the first chapter in this promising story.

Errr... ... ... ... ... ???!!!!!!!??? *envisions little armies of pumpernickle, rye, whole wheat and white toast soldiers marching around the table* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What is pumpernickel? (or pumpernickle) I have never heard of it before, as as far as I am concerned bread comes in two catogries; Tasty and stale. Tasty dark rye bread. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then what's the bread that supposedly tastes like gingerbread? I thought that was pumpernickel. Then again, I only eat a select few types of bread... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you know what amityville is? The word pumpernickel is always connected to amityville after I heard a toaster from there turns all pumpernickel toast put into it into a... blueberry muffin? Oh and waffles turn into a toasted human hand.....

Would you rather they be purple? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope. Green. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd prefer them to be red. Like they are. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cool...buses are red where you live? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> England. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Double Decker too. They are as iconic to Brits as the Yellow school buses are to Americans. Interesting fact about the yellow school buses; they are the safest veichles on the roads in the US.

I know, it seems as if I am either being hated/hating people on this site.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is that sadness at what I said, which I cannot remember, which I apologise for. Although I don't know what it is. Or is that sadness at the fact of the hatred at me and my hatred for certain people on this site? Well, no one hates me at the minute and I hate no one. Well... No one on this site except DTH. Anyway, do not feel sad for me, for I choose the path I walk. But does the walker choose the path or the path the walker?