The Grim Hamster lord

Quickly, I must look "cool" by deleting all the quotes above me except one so I look "popular" and get new "friends". Toto will understand the speech marks around the selected words as we both share the same sceptical view of sociopaths in school. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> heehee, you probably have the same views as me, too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> More people should, the world would have less Hillary Duffs for a start. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hooray for anti-Hillary Doofasness! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Three cheers and a round of Huazzahs! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I always get asked, "But WHY do you hate Hilary Duff?" I always answer, "Because she made my life a living heck." They always say "That's not a good reason." But...do you really need a good reason to loathe someone? *checks list of 12 ways why to hate Hilary* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Their existance is usually enough for me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I used to say that. Like, three years ago, when I still hated the world. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did you say that they were just existing to annoy you?

Welcome 'bolard, Skwerllegs th' Pirate! We be sailin fer th' Port o' cheese t' find th' Cheesie, Steel th' stach' of Weebil, Kidnap th' Topazia an' be stealin' th' city o' cheese! Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! We be Leavin' NOW! fer th' Port o' cheese! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahem. WE B' HAVIN' A STOWAWAY! CHUCK 'IM OVERBOARD! *Crew chucks Mushroom overboard*

Hmm, was he that guy that I ate like, 10 times? Or was that someone else? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was him. MW managed to snatch him a couple of times as well though.

EVeryone is crazy from my viewpoint.

Yep. Artemis Fowl Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception Novelettes; The Seventh Dwarf The Artemis Fowl Files LEPrecon <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They haven't come out in the US yet, TGHL. only the first through the eternity code are out in this lagging nation. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can't help it if I don't know the US book release list. And you get the Garth Nix books before us.

A teaspoon or perhaps a serving spoon full at most. Arguably not questioning something which you choose to allow to dictate you life is a sign of your own disinterest in life and a lack of desire to discover. As I have said before, one does not need to have cancer in order to study it. I also find that knowing your enemy helps in the fight. I don't know, the beast could be anything. It doesn't say anything or even hint at what the beast is or who rules is. I never said I was pure, no one can be. Everyone has their flaws, and should God exist, he has at least one flaw too. Vanity. I wouldn't know, I would like to know though.

w/e <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How articulate. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> that's the way I am! B A poet who fails to use language to its fulle extent in normal conversation but can write beautiful poetry? Nothing new. I'm the same way. I can't put my stuff up, though. It wouldn't get past Horatio's moderator-eagle-eyes. Wouldn't those be hammie eyes? Wouldn't those be; Hammie eyes with night vision goggles, a full spectrum of headlights, over a thousand various strengths of lenses and the traditional X-Ray vision? I'll pick door number three!!! I have all of the equipment needed to spot those wayward words! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And some extra ones which I can't work out the function of yet.

Can ya b' a provin' that you b' of the correct piratey standard?

1984 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dickens. Did I type 1982 instead of 1984? Must be the fact I was thinking of Catch 22 at the time.

Yep. Artemis Fowl Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception Novelettes; The Seventh Dwarf The Artemis Fowl Files LEPrecon

Yes, I have. All 5 or is there more? Anyway. Why can no one seem to get them outside Eire and the UK? You can get Artemis Fowl at our library and bookstore. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah, its just that no one seems to even mention them in the Book Club.

Okay... help me out here. Translation please. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bohemium Rapsodee or whatever it is. I made a power pint press to the song and I shall try to attatch it. I like that song. I like it, it's good. I tryed my best. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> bohimium rhapsody is a queen song its a power point <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I see, you put Bohemian Rhapsody in a .ppt file (powerpoint presentation) and tried to attach it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> n its a mvie thing i just gt ta figure ut hw ta attach it <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Will, would you like to hire me as your personal translator for the rest of the board. And it is a move thing and I just got to figure out how to attatch it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> movie I believe the mvie one was. I can roughly understand what he says.

Quickly, I must look "cool" by deleting all the quotes above me except one so I look "popular" and get new "friends". Toto will understand the speech marks around the selected words as we both share the same sceptical view of sociopaths in school. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> heehee, you probably have the same views as me, too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> More people should, the world would have less Hillary Duffs for a start. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hooray for anti-Hillary Doofasness! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Three cheers and a round of Huazzahs! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I always get asked, "But WHY do you hate Hilary Duff?" I always answer, "Because she made my life a living heck." They always say "That's not a good reason." But...do you really need a good reason to loathe someone? *checks list of 12 ways why to hate Hilary* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Their existance is usually enough for me.

As little cynicism, oh dear. We have struck a problem. How about sarcasam or sillimillitude? A sham? I wouldn't call it a sham, sham is where it is collapsing (which incidently it is....) or of course it could be you mean scam. I would call Christianity; a scam, a fraud, the biggest lie in the world, a constantly schisiming and fractured flop with priests who lack the fire and passion of the old days, a dull farce (unsure whether this breaches decency levels...) and of course, a book of stories taken too seriously. Not forgetting a biased, heavily censored and manipulated pile of rubbish that isn't worth the paper it's printed on. I'm not a hamster, you will find that I am a Gentlephoenix and Lady Patchwork over there is a Duchess-cat. Oh and the reason I haven't gone into why I don't believe in Christianity is something that would take longer than Charles Darwin took to write the book on evolution. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I sit corrected. Okay, then argue like gentleHD'rs. Wow, very negative. Something has happened to you. Apparently, Topazia knows what this is, or she wouldn't have appeared so sincere in her writing. I'll just go back through this topic for more hints. So, it's the biggest lie? I am the biggest lie, TGHL. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> interesting title, that Dutchess-cat thing. *low voice that suppreses anger emits from the sPaz.* TGHL... The Bible is not a farce. Zap, you're right. Don't bother going back. It's all jumbled up in the first 20 or so pages. The Bible is very real. It is not a fake, a lie, a book of fairy tales, or a fraud or a scam. I do not believe in just anything. I believe only what my gut says is true. I don't mind writing the entire book of Acts in order to confirm the truth. I have seen this stuff on live television and with my own eyes. It is real. It is amazing, and undoubtedly the most true thing there is! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I apologise, I was lacking a suitable title for a female so I went for the nearest available one. DuchCat might have been better. Oh I don't know, we have already covered the Bible in our arguements... or have we? btw, did you know Revelations (in the same way it gives us the number of the beast (not devil); 666) gives the size of heaven? Assuming 2/3 is taken up by God Enterprises, then that leaves 1000000 square feet per person. Therefore, it makes you think that maybe pets are allowed.

As little cynicism, oh dear. We have struck a problem. How about sarcasam or sillimillitude? A sham? I wouldn't call it a sham, sham is where it is collapsing (which incidently it is....) or of course it could be you mean scam. I would call Christianity; a scam, a fraud, the biggest lie in the world, a constantly schisiming and fractured flop with priests who lack the fire and passion of the old days, a dull farce (unsure whether this breaches decency levels...) and of course, a book of stories taken too seriously. Not forgetting a biased, heavily censored and manipulated pile of rubbish that isn't worth the paper it's printed on. I'm not a hamster, you will find that I am a Gentlephoenix and Lady Patchwork over there is a Duchess-cat. Oh and the reason I haven't gone into why I don't believe in Christianity is something that would take longer than Charles Darwin took to write the book on evolution. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I sit corrected. Okay, then argue like gentleHD'rs. Wow, very negative. Something has happened to you. Apparently, Topazia knows what this is, or she wouldn't have appeared so sincere in her writing. I'll just go back through this topic for more hints. So, it's the biggest lie? I am the biggest lie, TGHL. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You do, although I believe the term is "I stand corrected". Better. Negative is usually my thing. I choose evil over good, darkness over light, aethiesm over religon. Just science, genetics and a pinch of loss. Still bigger than you my decomposing companion. A lie can go round the world before the truth has got its boots on. But now the truth has got its boots on and is doing some serious kicking.

w/e <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How articulate. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> that's the way I am! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A poet who fails to use language to its fulle extent in normal conversation but can write beautiful poetry? Nothing new. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm the same way. I can't put my stuff up, though. It wouldn't get past Horatio's moderator-eagle-eyes. Wouldn't those be hammie eyes? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wouldn't those be; Hammie eyes with night vision goggles, a full spectrum of headlights, over a thousand various strengths of lenses and the traditional X-Ray vision?

[Tone=Icy]WHO HAS BEEN VOTING FOR HORATIO AND NOT ME!??!?!??!?

Not likely, but I'd help you if I was in the neighborhood. I have some Molotovs in my closet if you'd like them. j/k <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I prefer something distinctly more.... volatile. Ukranian Vodka for a start....

More pointless than Bush's second term. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> obviously-- Bush's second term has a point, and that is to make everyone in the world either hate or fear Usa. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It depends where you live. The rest of the Western World would be hate, for the Eastern, its an intoxicating mix of fear and hate. Anyone noticed how the East/West boundires have changed now? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> TGHL. What do you mean about the bounderies? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The concept of the boundry. In the cold war, Europe and America was West, USSR and Eastern EUrope was East. But now the boundries have changed. The boundry between East and West had changed, it circles most of the Middle East and the bits between India, China, Russia and Iran. It also snicks in in Korea, China and most of Indonesia too. Economically speaking, the boundries have change too. North and South boundries have changed in the divide between Rich North, Poor South (Australia is obviously the exception, as is NZ). Russia is in there now, as is Korea, Eastern Europe and Saudi Arabia and Kuwait (very rich and rapidly developing countries). Probably Egypt and S.Africa if you want to be generous. Maybe CHina too.....

Yes, I have. All 5 or is there more? Anyway. Why can no one seem to get them outside Eire and the UK?

Quickly, I must look "cool" by deleting all the quotes above me except one so I look "popular" and get new "friends". Toto will understand the speech marks around the selected words as we both share the same sceptical view of sociopaths in school. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> heehee, you probably have the same views as me, too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> More people should, the world would have less Hillary Duffs for a start. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hooray for anti-Hillary Doofasness! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Three cheers and a round of Huazzahs!

Okay... help me out here. Translation please. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bohemium Rapsodee or whatever it is. I made a power pint press to the song and I shall try to attatch it. I like that song. I like it, it's good. I tryed my best. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> bohimium rhapsody is a queen song its a power point <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I see, you put Bohemian Rhapsody in a .ppt file (powerpoint presentation) and tried to attach it?

Wow. We do an average of 4000+ posts per month. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did you do it from September '02? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eh. No. Too Lazy. I just did last months. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There you go then. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So, Did you do it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do what? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The average since September 02. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was meant to do that?

Whichever you prefer. Hey, that ZombieCat character is very strange. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Helpful, okay.... Russian Revolution. Now go! Discover history in as much an unbiased way as is possible under Bushism! ZombieCat is a very strange person. The zombieness is one thing to start off with. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, really. I'll look it up on the web tomorrow. (Or today, depending on when you read this. ) ZombieCat... She lives in Bristol. So she says. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Today. Ok, you could try the library of course, but that isn't perfect.... Bristol you say.... Hmmm.... Intriguing..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, I live in Bristol. I would like to go back to Oklahoma in the US, though. Bush is an idiot, but I'm no Anglo chica. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Indeed, did you see the Severn bore at Springtime? Ah, so you're transatlantic? Came over here from the USA to escape.... Bush? Or maybe you wanted something different? Down with Bush! *waves flag*

Whichever you prefer. Hey, that ZombieCat character is very strange. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Helpful, okay.... Russian Revolution. Now go! Discover history in as much an unbiased way as is possible under Bushism! ZombieCat is a very strange person. The zombieness is one thing to start off with. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, really. I'll look it up on the web tomorrow. (Or today, depending on when you read this. ) ZombieCat... She lives in Bristol. So she says. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Today. Ok, you could try the library of course, but that isn't perfect.... Bristol you say.... Hmmm.... Intriguing..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, very intriguing indeed. Do you live near there? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, I'm a northerner although I have no accent except an English one (not exaggerated).