The Grim Hamster lord

The Emplyment rules!

All is quiet as the storm of Topazia's answer looms.....

*notes TGHL's name has been added to The Enemy of the State List* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You mean I am now part of the Axis of Evil? Rather ironic really since that was what I was heckling her about for most of it.

I think we need to set out the basic rules together, but then we can delegate certain reponsibilities to each of us within the group, so you could allocate employment rules to me, banking to TBFOF and posting to yourself. Then we can come back together and see whether we agree with the other's ideas.

Yes, I would care to. Does that answer your question? Please stop encouraging Horatio. Why?????? I'll rephrase that, please stop encouraging Horatio to not answer my questions properly! *hands Horatio a Answer Annyoance award for his efforts* Thank you for the award! I will have you note, I am answering your questions properly. You are just not asking the proper questions! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Someone please tell me what the Alt code for the infinity sign is, please. Try getting out of that one without moderating it to change what it says! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The alt code for the infinity sign is a code you put into the computer so that it will make a symbol where you are typing that isn't on the keyboard. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That symbol being the infinity symbol. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm getting the cheesewire out....

I got so worked up by that post that I ended up sending an e-mail to Rice's PR person asking it to forward it to the secretary of State herself. It went on for a couple of pages along the same lines as above and I have yet to recieve a reply. So much for PR then.

So you agree with the evil cleric, but you also agree that he should be shot?

Yeah. We all, Meaning you, me, Taynio, uh..the rest of them should start back up our.."stores" but in a new topic, with new rules. We will put you, Cheesemaster and TGHL in charge of writing the rules. Me because I am a scheming megalomaniac with a tedency to manipulate situations to my own benefit.... Exactly the reason Cheesemaster and TBFOF are there. To keep two sets of eyes on you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Excellent, let us proceed in writing the rules!

Yes, I would care to. Does that answer your question? Please stop encouraging Horatio. Why?????? I'll rephrase that, please stop encouraging Horatio to not answer my questions properly! *hands Horatio a Answer Annyoance award for his efforts* Thank you for the award! I will have you note, I am answering your questions properly. You are just not asking the proper questions! Someone please tell me what the Alt code for the infinity sign is, please. Try getting out of that one without moderating it to change what it says! Is very quiet, knowing "someone" will reply to TGHL. Someone is not a name, Horatio, someone is a term used to refer to a person as yet unknown or a mysterious stranger! Phew! So you are waiting for a person as yet unknown or a mysterious stranger to let you know what the alt code it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And of course a person as yet unknown means that it could be someone I know on this board that is going to tell me.

No, they are just providing entertainment for the American public. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Be careful with that phrase Horatio, the American public can be interpreted as many different things as there seems to be a many great different American publics. The American public that is always welcoming and accepting of tourists and then there's the American public that consists of Hillbillys and shotguns that go "get off my land." Anyway, I look forward to the latest installment of Galloway suing the US senate as its always funny to see a senator from the heart of Republican America shrink in his seat as he gets lectured by a mad, "Respect" Party MP with foam at the corners of his mouth. Interestingly enough 5 news (the ones on the terristeal television i.e. non-digital, who seem to have a never ending Nazi documentry series and no one ever watches, except evidently my parents who forgot to change the channel after running away from a soap opera) ran a story on a variation of the Baptist church run by a man who stands everwhere with a placquard in his hand and actually praised the lord for 9/11. The story basically covered a BBC undercover story (yes, notice how the BBC got there first and Channel 5 lag in behind) on the church in which the aforementioned head of church said; "My only regret about the London Bombings was that it did not kill a million people" and of course he later went on to put a giant ceremonial turd on top of the stinking pile of redneck stupidity he said in reply to a question about what his feelings about the victims; "I'm very glad those English people were killed, I hate the lot of them, they've lost their faith and they deserve to be punished, every last one." Stick this through an accent only 200 years on inbreeding could have produced and add on the kind of person who goes on Jerry Springer for the KKK anniversary edition and you get the picture. I'm going to move this up to the Religon forum, but it refers to the US government so I thought I'd mention it. Guess what George Bush had to say; "INVADE IRAN!" Ok, he didn't, but he didn't say anything. At all. SO for all Bush's policy on cracking down on Muslim extremists, he doesn't seem to be cracking down on Christian extremists and instead prefers to cower behind the first ammendment, but considering the constitution doesn't seem to mean much to the government anymore, only to people who like protesting against "those namby-pamby liberals who'd take away my bazooka." And for those who like to go to bed with the second ammendment (i.e. gimmie guns), hasn't it occured to you that if you keep on going this way allowing a crazy person to go ballistic with a Soviet Rifle, that eventually when someone tries to disarm everyone and people want disarming, its going to be impossible because everyone has laser-guided, heat seeking missiles stored in the back of their pick-up truck! Every gang, hillbilly and Texan senator (Bush) is going to have their own personal arnsenal and can probably take down the National Guard with just themselves and the wife. Anything else I can rant about... Oh yes, the constitution itself. Its 200 years old, no updates or changes have been made and it has been abused and mistreated throughout American History. Ok, fine, it was good in the beginning when America was just a fledgling nation and still had internal problems, but now? In the real world where America has changed drasticaly since even the end of the cold war! And also, the senate love abusing the constitution as do the Supreme Court who maybe the ultimate law, but who do they answer to, not each other certainly because they all know each other from Yale and Stansbury and work in each others businesses and with Dick Cherny. Take Roosevelt for example and his work after the Depression. The Alphabet agencies which helped everyone get out of the depression and on its feet again, only to have a largely Republican (for some reason Roosevlet was seen as a Democrat amongst the Republican party) SUpreme COurt force the closure of most of them, sending all the people it helped back into poverty because it was "unconstitutional." HA! The only one that really survived was the TVA (tenessee valley authority) and that was put into the Hillbilly senator's control. Seriously, you need to update the constitution or get rid of it and start a different system. SHould I finish there? Nah, one last thing. This goes for any backers of the Bush administration. STop being Isolationist AND Interfering at the same time! Honestly, you're neither one or the other. When it comes to the rest of the 1st World, i.e. the EU, Russia, Japan etc. you are Isolationist and in Russia and the EU's case you hate us! Russia gets criticised for setting up a government backed broadcaster (we have and it is now the world's most reliable and accurate when it comes to news, unlike CNN and Sky... ooh... how I hate them) and you might as well label the EU part of the Axis of Evil the way you keep attacking it. That leads me onto the second part, stop labelling any countries that speak out against you part of the Axis of Evil. Korea, Axis of Evil. Iran, Axis of Evil. Venezula, axis of evil. China, Axis of Evil. France, Axis of Evil. Belgium, Axis of Evil. Canada, Axis of Evil. Can you not get a grip!?!??! America and France used to be best of allies, but ever since you annoyed them in WWI and WWII (on both counts waiting until most French soldiers were dead and then stepping in and nicking all the glory, although admittedly we may not have survived WWI without those extra troops), they hate you for being so Republican prone and you hate them for being so Anti-American and a voice for the Middle East. Ye chickens. ANd then comes the interfering bit. WHy bother? NONE OF THESE COUNTRIES ARE THREATS TO YOU! The Gulf War 2.0 was illegal by UN law. Korean War, well done you split the country in half. Vietnam, don't get me started. Either join up fully with the UN and then interfer legally or stay the moose's way out of international politics. And congratulations Republicans, you are responsible for the USA getting black listed for the only country not to sign up to the Internation law on the rights of the Child, human beings and ICBM restrictions along with your long time Buddies Syria. How proud you must be.

that was poinoned. And then he started running in... your general direction. So I headed... away, over there, into a tube, out of danger. hidden underneath a... steaming heap of... [oh no you don't....... Toto's on... must answer quick] roasted sunflower seeds... that someone farted... into outer space, by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed....

Yeah. We all, Meaning you, me, Taynio, uh..the rest of them should start back up our.."stores" but in a new topic, with new rules. We will put you, Cheesemaster and TGHL in charge of writing the rules. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Me because I am a scheming megalomaniac with a tedency to manipulate situations to my own benefit....

Ineterestinly enough those idiots who call themselves the US senators in charge of investigating The Oil-for-Food Iraqi program are now having another go at George Galloway. Are they stupid or do they really want to get beaten up verbally.... again?

Yes, I would care to. Does that answer your question? Please stop encouraging Horatio. Why?????? I'll rephrase that, please stop encouraging Horatio to not answer my questions properly! *hands Horatio a Answer Annyoance award for his efforts* Thank you for the award! I will have you note, I am answering your questions properly. You are just not asking the proper questions! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Someone please tell me what the Alt code for the infinity sign is, please. Try getting out of that one without moderating it to change what it says! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The alt code for the infinity sign is a code you put into the computer so that it will make a symbol where you are typing that isn't on the keyboard. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> DOn't make me get the cheesewire out....

Yes, I would care to. Does that answer your question? Please stop encouraging Horatio. Why?????? I'll rephrase that, please stop encouraging Horatio to not answer my questions properly! *hands Horatio a Answer Annyoance award for his efforts* Thank you for the award! I will have you note, I am answering your questions properly. You are just not asking the proper questions! Someone please tell me what the Alt code for the infinity sign is, please. Try getting out of that one without moderating it to change what it says! Is very quiet, knowing "someone" will reply to TGHL. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Someone is not a name, Horatio, someone is a term used to refer to a person as yet unknown or a mysterious stranger!

I suppose since I still have my infinity card and co-hosted the infinity card dispersion commitee (just me and MW) I'd better be on this commitee. I shall come forth as well, MW.

Hey, now, I have to disagree. I was almost as adamant as TGHL, and now look at me! Just because he's stubborn in his faith doesn't mean he's any less wrong. Lee Strobel, TGHL, converted over a period of time. I'm the one who gave it up within a week's time! I love you, TGHL. It is such a shame that you can't see how much God loves you and wants you to know Him. Nothing you say can change the facts: God is real. Satan is real, and when we say he isn't, it only gives him more power. Jesus was, is, and will be real forever. He did come down from heaven. Jesus is God manifested in the flesh. Jesus did everything they say he did. He fulfilled all the prophecies. He did die on the cross. He did come back in all the glory of heaven after three days. Jesus did promise to come back. That time will be very soon. Most of the world will not be ready. The deadly prophecies found in Revelation will come true. I will go home when the Day of the Lord's Return comes. I can ony hope and pray that you will, too, TGHL. --outie-- ♥♥♥ again, I love you. I love TGHL, Kat, Horatio, Taynio, all of you. I can only hope I see you all when I'm in heaven worshiping the Lord like there's no tomorrow! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For a start; And where did anyone say that Judas was going to ####? Did Jesus come back down and have a little rant about betrayal and how Judas was going to be admonished for all enternity by his mother? No. Don't make assumptions, although considering that assuming the most ridiculous option is the right one seems to be how Christianity was born, so maybe you're keeping up the old traditions and are off to carry out some more like attack the Middle East and burn some witches. G.W.Bush is an idiot and a failure, type in Failure to Google and hit I'm feeling lucky and it comes up with the Bush Administration. However, explain to me why having the universe created by what in most people's minds is a kindly, old man is anymore plausible than having it created by a flying spaghetti monster or sneezed from the nose of green dragon and since then fearing the coming of the great white handkerchief. If we are going to start talking about facts, you must also accept these facts about facts; 1) Gossip can be claimed as fact 2) Rumour can be claimed as fact 3) Hallucinations can be claimed as fact 4) What you see as fact isn't necessairily fact 5) What you first see as fact, may turn out not be completely a fact 6) There are many undiscovered facts which affect the factuality of your fact 7) I could claim that If God exists, I am a small can of soup containing many nourishing items and as I am not a small can of soup containing many nourishing items, God does not exist. Is that fact? It seems to be. So does this mean I have defeated your arguement by pointing out that I am not a can of soup? How did I start making this point? How is it relevant to teh original subject? Anyway some of those facts make no sense, especially the Satan one. Denial makes him stronger? Ok then, denial makes him stronger. But since his power is taken from denial, denial must have some effect on him as he is partly denial. Does this mean Satan needs a psychatrist? Also, talking stupidly about apocolypses is usually followed by it not coming true and the claimer being discredited and cast out from society. Its not hard anyway. Ooh, I predict that the world will end tomorrow, because the planets are in a certain alignment and spell out "The end is nigh." Of course this makes it all true, and from a week from now I will bend spoons and read your mind using my Medium-o-matic. Most of this rubbish is trickery and lies anyway, Revelations is not fact they are all strange riddles which confuse most people. And what will cause this end of the world anyway? George Bush labelling the EU part of teh Axis of Evil and throwing crayons at German chancellor Angela Merkel? There is no chance of a natural disaster wiping us out for at least another couple of centuries which is hardly soon, and the Earth is only going to explode in about 5 billion years so thats not soon either. Anyway, whatever it is the human race is about as versatile as the cockroach. Somewhere, some place a human is going to escape the Nuclear holocaust or whatever you are predicting and the Earth will heal and life begins again. Oh dear, you scare me by threatning me with eternal dammnation. Infinity doesn't last forever you know. Anyway, #### would be looking at a serious overcrowding problem if you just go and dump everyone who's not Christian in there, which is what you're saying isn't it? Its not whether you've been good or not, its whether you are a Christian or not. How... typical and hypocritical. Oh yes, we offer an open door policy into heaven, everyone's welcome, oh sorry sir you're not allowed in you were a Buddhist. Oh no, sorry ma'am you were Agnostic. Er.. sir? You were a Muslim, its #### for you. Oh and you, you, you, you, you, you, you, your pet dog and the next door neighbour's cat are all earmaked for #### I'm afraid. What? You were Christian? Er... well.... I'm afraid you weren't pious enough to get in sir. What do you mean thats not fair? Excuse me, I am an angel you know, I am naturally fair. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M JUST A PONCY HUMAN IN A TOGA AND WINGS!??!?! Why I oughta.... To round off, you can waste your life with your sad little rituals and claiming you love everyone while making war on Tehran and Korea, not to mention China, Russia, Vietnam, Egypt, The rest of the middle East, Europe, Japan and yourselves and I'll just get on with life, deal with what I've got to do now and see what happens. I would say we'd see who's laughing on the other side, but unfortunately there is no other side. There are far too many problems NOW, to be worrying about whether you will pass the entrence exam for heaven.

Yes but the fact that you couldn't let it go and other people couldn't makes me admire you all. That is why you were Vice President. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And I was proud of being your Vice President.

Yes, I would care to. Does that answer your question? Please stop encouraging Horatio. Why?????? I'll rephrase that, please stop encouraging Horatio to not answer my questions properly! *hands Horatio a Answer Annyoance award for his efforts* Thank you for the award! I will have you note, I am answering your questions properly. You are just not asking the proper questions! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Someone please tell me what the Alt code for the infinity sign is, please. Try getting out of that one without moderating it to change what it says!

Yes, I would care to. Does that answer your question? Please stop encouraging Horatio. Why?????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll rephrase that, please stop encouraging Horatio to not answer my questions properly! *hands Horatio a Answer Annyoance award for his efforts*

Yes, I would care to. Does that answer your question? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Please stop encouraging Horatio.

Are you making fun of me being a blonde hamster? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Doesn't everyone make fun of blonde hamsters? Example; An albanian hamster, a black bear hamster and a blonde hamster all go to a fancy dress ball with a theme of a ship. The albanian hamster comes as a Captain, the black bear hammies comes as his First mate and the blonde hamster came as a tree. The albanian hammie asked the blonde hammie what he/she was, the blonde hammie replied "The ship's log" End of bad joke.

That tasted like.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM D: (<-- not a word.) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> this caused economic.....

The Phoenix WWPS didn't last, lack of interest in the Forum killed it. AND may I add, Horatio had an order for several hundred crocodiles and alligators which he failed to collect and are still at Heathrow airport attacking lost tourists!