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Incidentally by new law any submarine passing through the White House's bathtub must now be yellow or the crew will face being bundled into a CIA chartered flight in a far-off country and get sent to a Soviet Prison Camp in either Germany or Eastern Europe and later have a small bowl of a Vietmanese export that is grown in paddy fields say to NATO; "If you don't back down, a nuke is coming your way."

that was poisoned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there, into a tube, out of danger. hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space, by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over

I agree. I agree with that too. In regards to the complexity issue, a bank. Are we having one or not? If so, who will run it?

No sickness or trouble. Good night, sleep tight and don't let the dead bed bugs bite! It is now the next evening Horatio.... Have you been spirited away by Rice to Eastern Europe to the terrorist camps that she admmited were there and that they are torturing them in? PLease tell us what it is! I am having some technical difficulties in the proposed delivery. It is coming and definitely before Christmas. CHRISTMAS. YOU ARE JOKING! I just need to work out one thing. It will be soon, I promise. As long as it doen't involve an extended period of being in an Horatio-less state, I can wait. And you already said that it doen't have anything to do with you, so I'm all good. n_n Nothing whatsoever to do with me, but I am not sure I can work out this last detail. Mayhaps I could help? Would you like me to email you and see? Perhaps you could give me a second brain and more hands! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perhaps you need help. Perhaps you need help that only a certain member of a bird-related family could do. Hmmm....

it's eck-shel-sees. Oh, and tghl? (I'm on my employers' pc, so this'll be short.) Finish answering me, and I'll reply to you. capish? bueno. ♥ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll decline on that if you don't mind. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> please? I'll try to be nice. I'll try really really reeeeeaally hard! (I'm begging, and I'm at school. gotta go!) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But it's just becoming this huge ugly monster of a post that is difficult to understand because of all teh breaking up of the post you do and then I answer it and it doesn't make sense what I said because the breaking up made it so that the original sentence made no sense when put together with its other half made sense.

No sickness or trouble. Good night, sleep tight and don't let the dead bed bugs bite! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It is now the next evening Horatio.... Have you been spirited away by Rice to Eastern Europe to the terrorist camps that she admmited were there and that they are torturing them in? PLease tell us what it is!

that was poisoned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there, into a tube, out of danger. hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space, by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang... Speed of Sound with a bottle

Excellent. What is next?

I have been trying to write it up and have been having some trouble. Please give me until Sunday. Thanks. Yes sir. IT BE SHUNDAY. Do you still need some more time? A teeny bit. Hopefully by this evening. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It is evening now.

it's eck-shel-sees. Oh, and tghl? (I'm on my employers' pc, so this'll be short.) Finish answering me, and I'll reply to you. capish? bueno. ♥ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll decline on that if you don't mind.

that was poisoned. And then he started running in... your general direction. So I headed... away, over there, into a tube, out of danger. hidden underneath a... steaming heap of... roasted sunflower seeds... that someone farted... into outer space, by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed.... That killed everyone.. Then the aliens... Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished... an entire bowl... of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might... be your next... small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams In other news, someone tried them... with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had... a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic

that was poisoned. And then he started running in... your general direction. So I headed... away, over there, into a tube, out of danger. hidden underneath a... steaming heap of... roasted sunflower seeds... that someone farted... into outer space, by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed.... That killed everyone.. Then the aliens... Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished... an entire bowl... of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might... be your next... small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams In other news, someone tried them... with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had... a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put

that was poisoned. And then he started running in... your general direction. So I headed... away, over there, into a tube, out of danger. hidden underneath a... steaming heap of... roasted sunflower seeds... that someone farted... into outer space, by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed.... That killed everyone.. Then the aliens... Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished... an entire bowl... of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might... be your next... small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams In other news, someone tried them... with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had... a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of

I agree with those rules, but can I add on the following to Business rules; 1) All businesses can be suspended, abolished or placed under review by the committee 2) A committee appointed inspector will be responsible for inspecting businesses and responding to complaints 3) Reasons for any dismissals must be given to the inspector

Another crazy newbie who has stopped in to suddenly say something of value. Never to return again. He annoys me. It wasn't even a good argument. It was a very bad one. I can come up with better arguments than that against myself. Why does everyone keep dragging that quote up? Fine I stopped believing in God at that point, woop di doo. But is that the sole reason for my Aethiesm? Nooo. Only n00bs and people who think trawling through thousands of posts just to try and find something to poke me with do that. What kind of name is zoofzoof anyway?it sounds like a bad vaccum cleaner with an apple in its nozzle. Zoofzoof does sound like a cheap vaccum cleaner. For some reason, z's make things sound like vaccum cleaners. Like. Zatmo. Doesn't it sound like a vaccum cleaner? Sounds much better than Oreck. Or Bissel. They don't really mean clean. Bissel... are these the underground vacuum cleaner races? Seriously, what idiot would like to race vacuums? A homemaker who wants to go for the gold without leaving home???? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perhaps, perhaps. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought we had Mario Kart DS for that. [incidentally, I am online quite a lot on MK:DS now and have so far beaten people from Europe, Australia and New Zealand. Who wants to be my first victim of the Americas?]

that was poinoned. And then he started running in... your general direction. So I headed... away, over there, into a tube, out of danger. hidden underneath a... steaming heap of... roasted sunflower seeds... that someone farted... into outer space, by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed.... That killed everyone.. Then the aliens... Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished... an entire bowl... of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might... be your next... small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams In other news, someone tried them... with Metroid Sprinkles.

I want to go. NOW. You should Mont Blanc in winter, c'est magnifique. Anyway, we are getting snow this year due to some inversion over Iceland causing winds to be sucked in from Murmansk (if those nuclear subs go up we're doomed) and high pressure etc. So now I can go skiing outside my door and cross-country ski to school! WHEEEE! More ski ski! A skiing Phoenix! Is there something hilarious about that image Horatio? Would I laugh at you???? This requires careful deliberation and some key internal discussions.... YES That is to the point! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was worried it was too subtle, but you have dismissed my fears Horatio as always. Except that time when you tried to steal my sanities and such like. I wonder how the sanities and Sheena are getting on in the caravan?

Another crazy newbie who has stopped in to suddenly say something of value. Never to return again. He annoys me. It wasn't even a good argument. It was a very bad one. I can come up with better arguments than that against myself. Why does everyone keep dragging that quote up? Fine I stopped believing in God at that point, woop di doo. But is that the sole reason for my Aethiesm? Nooo. Only n00bs and people who think trawling through thousands of posts just to try and find something to poke me with do that. What kind of name is zoofzoof anyway?it sounds like a bad vaccum cleaner with an apple in its nozzle. Zoofzoof does sound like a cheap vaccum cleaner. For some reason, z's make things sound like vaccum cleaners. Like. Zatmo. Doesn't it sound like a vaccum cleaner? Sounds much better than Oreck. Or perhaps Dyson Dyson has invaded the US with his safety yellow vacuum and one zillion infomercials. Only recently? I would have thought he'd have conquered the US market years ago or are we talking in 1995 here Horatio? Buy the New Dyson Robo-hoover it hoovers automatically and is programmed to hit the heavy dust areas! (this actually exists and you can buy in stores that stock it!) Did I say recently???????? hoover??????? Hovering Hoover Vacuum Cleaners. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes Horatio, a hoover. Something that sucks up dust and small objects.

Are they hammie approved cookies? Do they contain hammies? May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look* Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval! So no hammie chunks with sprinkles on top? *is horrified* I wonder what common meat hamster would taste most like. Everything tastes like chicken because everything is chicken. Just in a cunning disguise. Phoenix tastes like walnuts. Are you implying that I am just a walnut on wings, oh one who tastes like chicken? You know that old saying... "If the shoe fits... " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You know the old saying.... "A kick inna teeth often offends..." Not that I would do that unless under extreme conditions as I rarely take physical violence out on others... at least not directly. I send in da mafia instead. Where is da Kat boss anyway? We need to stash-a-da loot from lasta night's raid on the Bugs Bunny gang...

I want to go. NOW. You should Mont Blanc in winter, c'est magnifique. Anyway, we are getting snow this year due to some inversion over Iceland causing winds to be sucked in from Murmansk (if those nuclear subs go up we're doomed) and high pressure etc. So now I can go skiing outside my door and cross-country ski to school! WHEEEE! More ski ski! A skiing Phoenix! Is there something hilarious about that image Horatio? Would I laugh at you???? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This requires careful deliberation and some key internal discussions.... YES

Another crazy newbie who has stopped in to suddenly say something of value. Never to return again. He annoys me. It wasn't even a good argument. It was a very bad one. I can come up with better arguments than that against myself. Why does everyone keep dragging that quote up? Fine I stopped believing in God at that point, woop di doo. But is that the sole reason for my Aethiesm? Nooo. Only n00bs and people who think trawling through thousands of posts just to try and find something to poke me with do that. What kind of name is zoofzoof anyway?it sounds like a bad vaccum cleaner with an apple in its nozzle. Zoofzoof does sound like a cheap vaccum cleaner. For some reason, z's make things sound like vaccum cleaners. Like. Zatmo. Doesn't it sound like a vaccum cleaner? Sounds much better than Oreck. Or perhaps Dyson Dyson has invaded the US with his safety yellow vacuum and one zillion infomercials. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only recently? I would have thought he'd have conquered the US market years ago or are we talking in 1995 here Horatio? Buy the New Dyson Robo-hoover it hoovers automatically and is programmed to hit the heavy dust areas! (this actually exists and you can buy in stores that stock it!)

that was poinoned. And then he started running in... your general direction. So I headed... away, over there, into a tube, out of danger. hidden underneath a... steaming heap of... roasted sunflower seeds... that someone farted... into outer space, by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed.... That killed everyone.. Then the aliens... Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished... an entire bowl... of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might... be your next... small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured

*blinks* What are they going to do, pull at the california plate and push it away? Wow... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, they are scientifically going to cause the earthquakes! And destroy entire cities! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Imagine the ability to roam about though... "Hmm... I'll just pull away from this here landmass and park next to... where should I park? Australia? How about we have a white Christmas this year and go to Antarctica?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I mean seriously, what're they going to do, move California onto a moving platform so we can have sunny or snowy weather all year round? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe you could become a pirate nation raiding other countries and stealing their loot? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The most simple way to cause the next world war. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought the easiest way would have been to launch a nuke at China. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Indeed. Y'know what? If China started a war, they would have almost an endless supply of troops, wouldn't they? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They have the largest air force and foot soldiers in the world, but America has the largest mechanized and space forces in the world. Unfortunately the majority of the US Army has the skill of an untrained baboon in a bag. They shoot at anything that moves, be it a British armoured convoy, two Italian secret agents escorting an escaped hostage or a French helicopter. They also seem to be unable to operate on anything but endless miles of tarmac or alternatively somewhere where they can hold daily parades. Sorry, but the Armed forces of the United States are annoying me. At the minute our standard troops have a better record in the field than the Green Berets of the US Marines, that bad!

Are they hammie approved cookies? Do they contain hammies? May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look* Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval! So no hammie chunks with sprinkles on top? *is horrified* I wonder what common meat hamster would taste most like. Everything tastes like chicken because everything is chicken. Just in a cunning disguise. Phoenix tastes like walnuts. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you implying that I am just a walnut on wings, oh one who tastes like chicken?