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Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, led a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's

New issue; Kansas Creationists This has gone far enough, if they take one more step of being so darn stupid and trying to show off that they are, indeed, thicker than a lead omlette with chunks of prime concrete sprinkled with steel flakes then I am going to step over a line. I don't which line, it may just be the full on verbal rant line or it may be the anthrax-in-the-post line. Nobody knows. That's the scary thing, you can't prepare for what you don't know. So you're just sitting there wondering, what will happen. Will it be good? Will it be bad? Will it involve some gruesome imagery that the tabloids will splash across the front covers and Rupert Murdock will dance with glee at looking at the images? And so the doubt ruins your mind until you go insane, and then. When you think your safe, in your nice padded cell. BANG. What goes Bang, we will find out. But to be serious for a moment, this just shows how religon has no place in anywhere, but the home and church. "Oh, you can't teach my Betty-Sue those things because I believe in a big, bearded man who goes smitin' people if they don't do good." What happened to free speech? How can you honestly sack a teacher for teaching one of the key principles in modern biology? "Oh, you can't go teaching my kid that because want them to be taught what non-existant evidence there is that God is in the world." BE OFF WITH YOU OH SMALL MINDED TOWNSPEOPLE! Fine then, they can believe in God. But can't they learn the other side's view as well? DO they have to listen? No. If they really want they can skip class, wouldn't reccommend it. But they can. All I can say of these people is; [infinite amounts of witty and amusing insults here]. Here's an idea, your children are never going to be anything in the medical profession because they couldn't get good grades at national exams as a direct result of you whinging at some poor teacher that you are Christian and those other naughty ideas shouldn't be taught. Anyway, at least the idiots are getting smited with a pointy stick for breaching the constiution. And so it should be. Less religon, more learning. Finally I found a certain moron (am I allowed to say that? Is the FCC watching? Tough, I'm out their reach!) yet again urinating in the fountain of truth, it's our favourite TV evangelist Pat Robertson! From teh BBC; "That move provoked US TV evangelist Pat Robertson to warn the town was invoking the wrath of God." Oh yes, and next week CNN and all the other sub-standard news channels will be running an all week marathon looking out for signs of godly wrath. Unfortunately, the only thing close to a godly smiting is when Pat Robertson gets ran over mysteriously by a Mini Cooper. He will then resume his life of living so far up his own colon he can taste his tonsils.

that was poisoned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there, into a tube, out of danger. hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space, by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people

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Since you ordered it from Horatio, you might wanna reorder it from me and cancel your order from Horatio. And you might wanna wait for the H$ system to be recomplete. Then I will reopen this shop. I didn't think I was permitted to complete any sales yet. Permission granted, if she wants to buy. Thank you. *waits for Mushroom_king to reappear* *reapears* Now that that's done, what must I do now? Your car is ready. I just need you to sign on the dotted line to pick it up. *hands Mushroom_king the paper, while the hammies drive her car around to the front* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you like me to sign as Willy Wonka, Caitlin, Bob Geldof, The Teacher, JapanCat Vera Boomtang Gilmour Pitchblack, Victor Van Dort, I_Love_David_Gilmour, I_Luv_Zip_Toad, The Biggest Fan of Pin Floyd, 8phantom10,Usul-is-cute, The Crazy Lady, AC/DC, or Mushroom_king? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bob Geldof is crazy.

Hi Mr Commander. I want Evil Lessons. *Wonders... Is it OK to bring the topic bac to life?* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think we had these discussions before and I chucked you out on the street for being... unorthodox?

Do you name all your hamsters with a name beginning with H to make them easy to remember or do you just love H? All his animals begin with the letter of what they are. Like the squirrels he feeds start with "S"..etc. Perfect!!! Thank you so much! *hands TBFOF some homemade chunky chocolate chip cookies and a bowl of homemade vanilla ice cream* *steals using mad ninja skillz* >_> *pulls cord to trap door, as - Kat - falls through the trap door into a giant bowl of jello, grabs the cookies and ice cream and returns them to TBFOF* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *pulls cord to second trap door and as Horatio and TBFOF fall into the undelievered mail to Santa bin, steals the cookies and ice cream and shares them with Kat*

that was poisoned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there, into a tube, out of danger. hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space, by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats

Shoot him with an instantaneous reacting tranquilizer dart! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What if you don't have a tranquilizer, just a gun with ordinary bullets in? Incidentally, I still think civillians shouldn't have guns, leave that to the forces and armed police units.

Do you name all your hamsters with a name beginning with H to make them easy to remember or do you just love H?

Notice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Consider; I collect nuts in real life, conkers mostly. So why can't Will?

gun control=use both hands. the whole reason for the second amendment is so, when necessary the People can defend their freedom with force, if that happens to involve removing the current administration from office, so be it. that is why the US, overall, is one of the more stable ones politically. Illegal activites cannot be reguated. where prostitution is legal, it is in their own best intrest to stay clean, where it is illegal, they can usually count on people forgetting the details of how they contracted the disease. I think that it backs up my idea of extreme rights. You have the right to shoot anyone provided you can come up with a legitimate reason for it. You do not have the right to say religon should play no part in politics on the radio, TV or anything else for that matter. good point but their is never a legidament reason to take away a life. Sorry, the board doesn't really convey sarcasam very well. The point is that you can say that you can come up with any reason you want and there is no way of proving or disproving it without CCTV, even Forensics can't go that far. Incidentally, up until 5 seconds ago I would have been against an invasion of Iran by a Western coalition. Now, I am not so sure after the Iranian president said that the holocaust did not exist and was just a myth created by those Western pig-dogs to force a Jewish homeland on the Middle East. I think he just blew his chance of not having his country invaded, because a comment like that just makes everyone who tried to resume nuclear talks (EU and Canada) exceptionally angry and gets out their pitchforks and flaming torches (in this case, SCUD Missile launches and SAM mobile platfroms). I don't really want to see a Western invasion of Iran, but if I had the unfortuante mispleasure of meeting the Iranian dictator, I would possibly punch him in his nose, sneak in a quick kick and then dodge a few bullets that would be coming my way from the Iranian Secret Service. Seriously, I am that annoyed with him. *sends TGHL some bullet proof armour* Are you advocating the assault on an Iranian dictator, Horatio? Or is this like Switzerland again? Totally a non-violent hamster. I am just protecting my Phoenix friend from a certain death if you do anything without armour. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So non-violent and neutral like Sweden. And you spelt armour right, not armor which sounds and looks too much like the french for love for my liking!

Name: Stephen Age: 15 Gender: Male Work experience; I worked for the civil service at the Central Science Laboratory in the plant health department What can you bring to this company?: Me... Er.. Experience in the field of WWPS management. Hats, I can bring hats to the company. A good ability in PR. Spin doctoring. Debating skills. Why should you be hired?: Reasons given above I suppose What position would you like to be?: Preferably same as I was before, but I will accept any position Did you participate in WWPS?: Yes! If you answered yes above, what did you do?: Vice-President Extra information that would be useful and helpful; At CSL I spent most of time working on plant disease, although how that should help I don't know. Like animals. I am of the avian pessuasion, formely of the feline. I have a small felt cap on my head. Can survive in almost all extremes. Has knowledge relating to a potential delivery flight pilot and recruitment of said pilot.

gun control=use both hands. the whole reason for the second amendment is so, when necessary the People can defend their freedom with force, if that happens to involve removing the current administration from office, so be it. that is why the US, overall, is one of the more stable ones politically. Illegal activites cannot be reguated. where prostitution is legal, it is in their own best intrest to stay clean, where it is illegal, they can usually count on people forgetting the details of how they contracted the disease. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think that it backs up my idea of extreme rights. You have the right to shoot anyone provided you can come up with a legitimate reason for it. You do not have the right to say religon should play no part in politics on the radio, TV or anything else for that matter. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> good point but their is never a legidament reason to take away a life. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry, the board doesn't really convey sarcasam very well. The point is that you can say that you can come up with any reason you want and there is no way of proving or disproving it without CCTV, even Forensics can't go that far. Incidentally, up until 5 seconds ago I would have been against an invasion of Iran by a Western coalition. Now, I am not so sure after the Iranian president said that the holocaust did not exist and was just a myth created by those Western pig-dogs to force a Jewish homeland on the Middle East. I think he just blew his chance of not having his country invaded, because a comment like that just makes everyone who tried to resume nuclear talks (EU and Canada) exceptionally angry and gets out their pitchforks and flaming torches (in this case, SCUD Missile launches and SAM mobile platfroms). I don't really want to see a Western invasion of Iran, but if I had the unfortuante mispleasure of meeting the Iranian dictator, I would possibly punch him in his nose, sneak in a quick kick and then dodge a few bullets that would be coming my way from the Iranian Secret Service. Seriously, I am that annoyed with him. *sends TGHL some bullet proof armour* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you advocating the assault on an Iranian dictator, Horatio? Or is this like Switzerland again?

that was poisoned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there, into a tube, out of danger. hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space, by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess

gun control=use both hands. the whole reason for the second amendment is so, when necessary the People can defend their freedom with force, if that happens to involve removing the current administration from office, so be it. that is why the US, overall, is one of the more stable ones politically. Illegal activites cannot be reguated. where prostitution is legal, it is in their own best intrest to stay clean, where it is illegal, they can usually count on people forgetting the details of how they contracted the disease. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think that it backs up my idea of extreme rights. You have the right to shoot anyone provided you can come up with a legitimate reason for it. You do not have the right to say religon should play no part in politics on the radio, TV or anything else for that matter. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> good point but their is never a legidament reason to take away a life. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry, the board doesn't really convey sarcasam very well. The point is that you can say that you can come up with any reason you want and there is no way of proving or disproving it without CCTV, even Forensics can't go that far. Incidentally, up until 5 seconds ago I would have been against an invasion of Iran by a Western coalition. Now, I am not so sure after the Iranian president said that the holocaust did not exist and was just a myth created by those Western pig-dogs to force a Jewish homeland on the Middle East. I think he just blew his chance of not having his country invaded, because a comment like that just makes everyone who tried to resume nuclear talks (EU and Canada) exceptionally angry and gets out their pitchforks and flaming torches (in this case, SCUD Missile launches and SAM mobile platfroms). I don't really want to see a Western invasion of Iran, but if I had the unfortuante mispleasure of meeting the Iranian dictator, I would possibly punch him in his nose, sneak in a quick kick and then dodge a few bullets that would be coming my way from the Iranian Secret Service. Seriously, I am that annoyed with him.

gun control=use both hands. the whole reason for the second amendment is so, when necessary the People can defend their freedom with force, if that happens to involve removing the current administration from office, so be it. that is why the US, overall, is one of the more stable ones politically. Illegal activites cannot be reguated. where prostitution is legal, it is in their own best intrest to stay clean, where it is illegal, they can usually count on people forgetting the details of how they contracted the disease. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think that it backs up my idea of extreme rights. You have the right to shoot anyone provided you can come up with a legitimate reason for it. You do not have the right to say religon should play no part in politics on the radio, TV or anything else for that matter.

What happened to the telling us of the suprise?

it's eck-shel-sees. Oh, and tghl? (I'm on my employers' pc, so this'll be short.) Finish answering me, and I'll reply to you. capish? bueno. ♥ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll decline on that if you don't mind. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> please? I'll try to be nice. I'll try really really reeeeeaally hard! (I'm begging, and I'm at school. gotta go!) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But it's just becoming this huge ugly monster of a post that is difficult to understand because of all teh breaking up of the post you do and then I answer it and it doesn't make sense what I said because the breaking up made it so that the original sentence made no sense when put together with its other half made sense. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> in english? I'm kidding. It made perfect sense to me. I know what you mean by breaking up. It's just easier than quote counting. And anyway, all I want for Christmas is a peaceful vacation from everything. The cool thing is, that means no debating after the fifteenth! I'm turning 17 on thursday! God bless us everyone! I'll be here tomorrow night probably. After Anna goes down, babysitting means the Prices let me use their pc! God bless! oh, tghl, I've been meaning to tell you. You are a wonderful friend, and your bright personality is a terrific, refreshing vacation from my life. I truly appreciate your tolerance of my unique personality. (To say the least.) You are a terrific person, and I will always hold you in high esteem, no matter what you choose to believe. You are my friend, and I figured all this banter might be getting to you. It's getting to me a little, and it takes a bit to bother me. I guess I'm trying so say... Enjoy your winter break. Happy holidays, everyone! ♥♥♥ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A Christmas ceasefire? That takes me back to Christmas 1914 actually. Yes, I agree let us call a ceasefire for Christmas and get round to leaving out vast quantities of Sherry and mince pies for Horatio Claus; The hamster in the traditional get up of Father Christmas (Green and White, not red and white. Red was added on by the evil Coca Cola company) spreading Christmas cheer to one and all.

Maths is boring, plus my teacher is boring so I spend most lessons asleep, which might explain why I have managed to fall down grades with this teacher with a beginning of A with another teacher, falling down to B and now finally a C+. I hate my teacher.

that was poisoned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there, into a tube, out of danger. hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space, by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies

In History, I am currently studying the constitution and I've noted a few unconstitutional laws... and that's just by looking at the Bill of Rights(first 10 amendments to the constitution). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Intresting how the constitutional laws somehow get blocked by certain people in the Supreme Court, but others that are unconstituional get passed. And by that I am refering to the Supreme Court's habit of blocking FDR's alphabet agencies because the Republicans had managed to get a majority and when FDR tried to make things more balanced by putting a democrat in the little rascals decided to get an uproar in place. Then WWII came along and FDR's mind was diverted onto keeping America out of the war and keeping Churchill thinking that they were going to come.

New issue; Freedoms, rights and liberties in the USA This is a subject that fascinates me, as the adminsitration would like to say that America is the country of freedoms. Unfortunately the administration has yet to sign the UN human rights convention or the rights of the human child, placing it with Syria on the UN's lists of rights. But, then again despite the FCC's restriction of the English Language and the habit of men on steroids and in black suits giving you the impression that a gorilla has been shaved and stuck in a suit coming round to your house if you say "Bush=trained Baboon" America has the most extreme rights in the world, with prostiution being legal and the right to carry a AK-47 or trophy weapon taken from the hands of a slain Italian secret agent. So, while the administration likes keeping the basics ammenities away and out of reach with media control, media bias, forcing Moore under ground and the NSA, it is all for whores, gun crime and the highest teenage suicide rate in the world. Any comments on the summary?

Btw, as far as I am concerned the latest Charlie and the Chocolate factory film never happened as there were far too many deviances from Roald Dhal's book, it was set in NYC, not London and to be honest the original Wonka was played much better than the psychotic madman of Jhonny Depp.

*wonders why you both would like seeing me sad* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Takes Horatio and makes him Listen to "Wonka's Welcome song" To cheer him Up and FORCES his face into a smile* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *to make Horatio smile even further MK decides to play the part of one of the dolls on the stage*