The Grim Hamster lord

Haven't you ever watched Goldfinger? *implements Operation Grand Slam, WITHOUT any changing of knockout gas canisters*

Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried

*TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river?

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can't resist. I have to answer the questions. 1. Yes. 2. Sword. It states for use in close combat, where a gun would not be as effective. And if you're really good with the sword, you can parry to bullets anyway. Fish and smelly and I dun wanna touch them. 3. Any way that is direct and doesn't leave them time to make a cunning plan and escape. I would also not tell them my evil plan, no matter how sure I am that they are trapped, not leave the room, and not carry on without being ABSOLUTELY sure that they're really dead. 4. Must it be a Tiki torch? What about something else, like a rock? Please note that this would also be a decoy, because if they take out the sentry, I will be on the other side of the hidden door. Waiting. 5. Yes. 6. That depends. How much plumage does it have? 'Cause if it doesn't have enough plumage, then what's the point? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmmm... I think everyone is going to need some evil basics classes from what I can see. Ok, the tests are now disbanded. All those who wish to continue their evil education return on... the... when did I say... 2nd of January! Anyone who turns up drunk will be banned from all evil related classes, even lowly minion ones and be dispelled to the goody-too-shoes sidekick school across teh street! *goes to window and peeks from behind the curtains to see Horatio leering out of the window with a pair of binoculars*

Yes. Can you review the character part. I'm a bit scratchy on that part. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The system is quite simple. What happens (based on from what I have gathered, not 100% accurate (possibly)); Each and every "current" poster gets a stick figure or as the more refined hamsters will call it "an avatar." From there on in, you can go to MW's supreme customization shop where you can adapt your avatar to your needs, as of yet there are no confirmed settings of what can be customized, but it will be things like body shape, clothes, accessories and that sort of thing. Think that you are creating your own HB Sim (I hate that game). Obviously in a similar Sim-esque fasion you are going to have to proivde certain things for yourself, houses are being looked into.

And the typo vulture Horatio sweeps lower and lower circling its prey, ready and waiting to strike when Kat the typo ninja flies out and delivers a trademark typo notice.... *backflips over to TBFOF, jumps over him, placing a Typo Award on his head in the proces, then flips away again into the shadows* *wonders if it is the pin tac or rubber bands on the braces inducing the flips* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are we talking about the fixation of the typo notice or are you suggesting that Kat uses rubber bands in a sort of Hollywood-style harness to perform her dazzling ninjitsu moves?

The Judge Action Figure 50.00H$ This action Figure Has movable legs and unlike other action figures His arms arnt movable because poor worm doesnt have any. Horatio Hand-stiched Plushie. 70.00H$. Awwww with those big button eyes and the soft cotten-filled fabric making it feel older than it is You HAVE to take this home with you. P.S. I am updating the prices. Plus we need more employees. So when can we start shopping? I would like to purchase the Horatio couch and some Horatio Plushies. You can Start shopping now! How many Plushies will that be? King of the Chipmunks Plushie set. 50.00H$ This cute plushie has a Button in its hand when you press ot it makes sound! Comes with a Plushie Menorah. Oooooooh I want that! I think you should get one! Does he have enough cash to order it? Let's see. Number of posts times ten... Actually, we haven't decided the cash per post yet... What are you waiting for????? Um... I don't know. Maybe some ideas... *goes back to printing money* Wait, I was digging around, MK is right, but money distribution hasn't started yet, Horatio! Someone has to stockpile the printed money for the day dustribution begins. I couldn't think of a better person... moi. *goes back to printing money* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> STOP THAT HAMSTER! Printing additional monies could lead to hyper-inflation and we don't want a repeat of Nazi foothold gaining in here! *mob of crack Kat-trained ninjas burst in to destroy the money*

*TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *complete with mysterious masked Hamster*

Grey squirrel domination!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ABOLISH THE OPRESSION OF TEH GREY SQUIRRELS! ATTACK!

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1) The first one 2) a Sword... I have phobia to guns 3) Stuffing them in my tree and watching them Suffocate 4) Pirana Pit. I would never choose a Gas Chamber as I am Jewish 5)Ex-spy 6) Of course! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmmm.. 4 or 5 out of 10 I'm afraid. 1, 2 and 3 all need to be worked on.

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I must take this test. 1)A giant laser, the better to destroy things with. 2) Why would I want a fish? The sword is ineffective. What kind of gun is it? In most cases, the gun is best. 3)Disposing of secret agents is easy. Simply shoot them, don't let them get away, and never forget to check to make sure that they're dead. 4)Knockout gas chamber, in case of a mistake and in case I need to ask questions. 5)I'm all, but, I must say reclusive billionaire is my most accurate title. 6)Depends. Does your hat have any weapons? If so, yes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But you have graduated from Evil Acadamy! Do you really want to re-enrol?

And the typo vulture Horatio sweeps lower and lower circling its prey, ready and waiting to strike when Kat the typo ninja flies out and delivers a trademark typo notice....

Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew

Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world!

I have run into a delivery snafu. Snnnnaaaaaaafffuuuuuuuuuuu. What's a snafu? Is it like tofu, cuz I'm alergic to soy. And tofu is a block of soy. *hands MW the book of common military abbreviations and their meanings (of course it's the clean version Horatio)* Glad to hear you selected the better version! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There are no words in the clean version.

Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction

Why are the evil grey squirrels killing all the nice red, black and white ones?

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1) the satellite. It would hut down all the electronics our world thrives on, and leave the people clueless about what happened. That way, when I go to destroy civilization, it will already be limping. 2) Sword. A gun is somewhat useless in close quarters, because he gun can be easily knocked away, or stolen and used against you. A sword is easier to hold on to, more damaging, plus it is cooler. Fish don't do anything to harm people. 3) Launched into space, just to see them explode in zero gravity. 4) the tiki torch. It would be the least expected, so as to have the element of surpise. A tank of pirhanas might not work, because they only attack to defend. They won't attack just for the fun of it. A gas chamber can be survived through the use of a gas mask. 5) reclusive billionaire. 6) maybe. >.> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Processing... Processing... Total evility; 7/10 Reccommendation; One point shy of being the minimum level of evilness needed for enrollment. Comments; Everyone needs to work on the answers to numbers 2 and 3. For those who fail these questions must sit a second, longer exam after booster classes. Booster classes start January 2nd. Note for THC; Good explanations, but you failed in 2 to take into account the advantages of the long range gun and the fish's food poisoning ability. Also consider costs of your death, it may have a certain finality about it but Mr.Bond could escape as he did in Moonraker. Likewise for MK's meat grinder.

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is it okay for me to answer the Questions? 1. Both. 2. a Gun or a sword, Depends on whether I'm Time-traveling or not. 3. Putting them in the Meat Grinder. 4. Pirahana Pit, if i'm in Video-game land, Poisen gas chamber otherwise. 5. Megalomaniac. 6. Yes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Processing... Processing... Total evility; 6/10. Reccommendation; Enroll in the booster evil classes first and learn some more of the basics

Whatever happened to Horatio's project?

I am not paying now, just ordering. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WITH THE POWER OF THE INTERNET!

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat?

You certainly have a way with words! I blame a cocktail of Blackadder, Monty Python and Dead Ringers Would that be chilled or warm? Shaken not stirred. Olive, onion or cherry? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Olive

You certainly have a way with words! I blame a cocktail of Blackadder, Monty Python and Dead Ringers Would that be chilled or warm? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Shaken not stirred.

You certainly have a way with words! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I blame a cocktail of Blackadder, Monty Python and Dead Ringers