The Grim Hamster lord

CURSE YOU GOOGLE! Yes, it was the google. Oooo, did you hear about the new thing called Froogle? Sounds like a Cereal. If you are a shopper, then Froogle is for you! GASP! Did Horatio just proclaim that Froogle is perhaps better than Amazon's Marketplace system (I like it) or the dreaded eBay? Nooooooooooo, I did not proclaim any such thing. I only said that Froogle is for shoppers. And shoppers that are froogle. How true !!! CURSE YOU GOOGLE! Yes, it was the google. Oooo, did you hear about the new thing called Froogle? Sounds like a Cereal. If you are a shopper, then Froogle is for you! [/quote GASP! Did Horatio just proclaim that Froogle is perhaps better than Amazon's Marketplace system (I like it) or the dreaded eBay? Nooooooooooo, I did not proclaim any such thing. I only said that Froogle is for shoppers. Then what about the others? Are they not for shoppers too? True, they are for shoppers. But you stated that I was proclaiming Froogle to perhaps be better than the others. LOL How scary this is becoming Wait until TGHL really gets going! LOL !!! Who might TGHL be? The Grim Hamster Lord. I haven't met him yet. LOL You just did. AND SOON THE OUTCAST WILL BE SMOTE!

Yes, exactly. You should be traitorous and shifty, like you said. AN EVIL GENIUS ALWAYS BETRAYS AFTER THE CASH IS IN THE SWISS BANK ACCOUNT! Write that down now. Seriously.

Didn't you say you that idea was a load of rubbish in the US gov topic? I wonder if there is an entire planet which has a climate and stuff like California?

WHO MIGHT I BE? WHO MIGHT I BE?!??!?!? I SHALL SMITE YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!

Wrong, now return to your last meal of Lobster garnished with truffles, pate, brandy sauce and a touch of parsley, a fried egg and spam on top. *wiping crumbs off whiskers* Too late! You just keep eating, the pirhanas haven't been fed since the last CIA agent fell in.

What a fantastic piece of news!!! I need to find a pic. Thanks TGHL!!! Go to the Asia-Pacific section of BBC you must for good photographs.

[Thank you! I can't wait! *puts note in calendar* Thank you. *bakes TGHL some chunky chocolate chip cookies as a thank you gift* [Problem is, by then the 10th Doctor's first series will have started and you'll still only be watching the 9th Doctor's first and only series. The Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders have all had it, even the South Koreans and other Western influenced far-Eastern countries have seen it. And the Arabians and the whole of the Middle East managed to get it before you. I think the BBC were admonishing Hollywood silently for the box Office crash of the Doctor Who movie with the 8th Doctor Paul McGann.]

CURSE YOU GOOGLE! Yes, it was the google. Oooo, did you hear about the new thing called Froogle? Sounds like a Cereal. If you are a shopper, then Froogle is for you! GASP! Did Horatio just proclaim that Froogle is perhaps better than Amazon's Marketplace system (I like it) or the dreaded eBay? Nooooooooooo, I did not proclaim any such thing. I only said that Froogle is for shoppers. Then what about the others? Are they not for shoppers too?

Wrong, now return to your last meal of Lobster garnished with truffles, pate, brandy sauce and a touch of parsley, a fried egg and spam on top.

But of course what silly person would want Florida, when you can have just as much sea, sand and citrus fruit in addition to a vibrant young culture and open-mindedness in California? Also there are less old people and giant celestial hamsters demanding seeds in California. Did I fail to mention the fact that California doesn't have so many old people or walking catfish? Hollywood however.... *face darkens* may have to go.....

Incidentally, Horatio's diplomacy lessons to worldwide hamsters are obviously paying off as in Tokyo a hamster given to a snake as a meal has now befriended the hamster and often attacks the other snakes if they go anywhere near it. The name of the hamster is Gohan, and is the Japanese word for meal.

LOL LOL LOL You have absolutely outdone yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *finds the most phenomenal award for Mushroom_king* I am presenting you with the Neon Comet Award !!! You stalker, How did you know Neon was my Favorite Element?! I am the all seeing, all knowing Horatio! And the giant celestial Hamster (blonde) did most righteously say; "BRINGETH ON THE SEEDS!" And they did bring gifts of a seedistic nature. And the Hamster did grin and the people feasted upon the small fruity things that hung from trees. They later died as the small fruit things were poisonous. What?!?!?!?!? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hehehe I saw that coming. I'm not that predictable am I? Moral of the story is; Never eat small fruity things without the Big Bumper Book of Poisonous fauna

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo. ... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named skwerlhugger will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria [Horatio; Sci Fi Channel, April. Dr.Who New Series starts. Don't know what day, but defintely April. GO WATCH IT THEN!]

CURSE YOU GOOGLE! Yes, it was the google. Oooo, did you hear about the new thing called Froogle? Sounds like a Cereal. If you are a shopper, then Froogle is for you! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> GASP! Did Horatio just proclaim that Froogle is perhaps better than Amazon's Marketplace system (I like it) or the dreaded eBay?

To rule the world and make yourself unimaginably rich. And KILL the good guys. All wrong so far. I shall give you one last guess before I pwn you all and give you the answer. HaHA! I am UN-PWNABLE! You of all people should know this, Grim. WRONG ANSWER! *Uses de-un-pwnifier beam on Kat* *pwns all* THE CORRECT ANSWER FOR THE ULTIMATE EVIL WORK ETHIC IS; WORK FOR YOURSELF, REMEMBER THAT NO ONE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU, YOU WORK ONLY FOR YOURSELF, YOU WORK ONLY TO GET YOURSELF MORE, YOU ARE SUPREME! *thinks... so now we have a bunch of independent contractors* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> NB; Contracting out your evil services will be punished by me as head of Euro-ICE TEC (Intelligence, Counter-Intelligence, Espionage, Terrorism, Elimination and Corruption) however, the evil genius is allowed to do consultancy work for Intelligence agencies round the world in regards to shady things they can't carry out and will use you at an extortinate fee to do these for them. But whatever you do, do not do anything for your fellow evil genii. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I see nothing against aiding the schemes of another, provided your aims are accomplised in the process. however, you must always be vigiliant for betrayal. (a loose wire causes the walkway to drop into the mutant phiranna tank, the mercenaries find a better offer. anextra set of doomsday machine keys dissapears.) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> True, but often the evil genii have conflicting aims. How can one evil genius rule the world when the other wants to? For a demonstration I shall summon up my teacher's aide, MW! *wolfie appears in a flash of radioactive pillows going critical* Now then, say MW wants to take over California in a sweeping coup de wolfie. In order to do this, she needs to borrow from me a group of giant mutated space zombies. However, I am also interested in taking California. So what should an evil genius do in this situation? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> eliminate the threat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good answer, you are obviously learning my padawan learner. THC is right, you should eliminate the threat of a potentially hostile factor with conflicting interests. But I think we should cover every possible opportunity. Say I am not aware of Wolfie's intentions and I have a choice; I could lend the zombies for a large sum of money or I could play the conservative option and not lend them. What do you think I should do now?

LOL LOL You have absolutely outdone yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *finds the most phenomenal award for Mushroom_king* I am presenting you with the Neon Comet Award !!! You stalker, How did you know Neon was my Favorite Element?! I am the all seeing, all knowing Horatio! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And the giant celestial Hamster (blonde) did most righteously say; "BRINGETH ON THE SEEDS!" And they did bring gifts of a seedistic nature. And the Hamster did grin and the people feasted upon the small fruity things that hung from trees. They later died as the small fruit things were poisonous.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo. ... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named skwerlhugger will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurtwere in the tabloids.

Yes. Answer; "I cannot answer your question until you come to terms with the fact that Bob Geldof is rubbish"

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo. ... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named skwerlhugger will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash

CURSE YOU GOOGLE! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I like google... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Curse it for its comprehensive list of websites and range of services.

To rule the world and make yourself unimaginably rich. And KILL the good guys. All wrong so far. I shall give you one last guess before I pwn you all and give you the answer. HaHA! I am UN-PWNABLE! You of all people should know this, Grim. WRONG ANSWER! *Uses de-un-pwnifier beam on Kat* *pwns all* THE CORRECT ANSWER FOR THE ULTIMATE EVIL WORK ETHIC IS; WORK FOR YOURSELF, REMEMBER THAT NO ONE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU, YOU WORK ONLY FOR YOURSELF, YOU WORK ONLY TO GET YOURSELF MORE, YOU ARE SUPREME! *thinks... so now we have a bunch of independent contractors* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> NB; Contracting out your evil services will be punished by me as head of Euro-ICE TEC (Intelligence, Counter-Intelligence, Espionage, Terrorism, Elimination and Corruption) however, the evil genius is allowed to do consultancy work for Intelligence agencies round the world in regards to shady things they can't carry out and will use you at an extortinate fee to do these for them. But whatever you do, do not do anything for your fellow evil genii. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I see nothing against aiding the schemes of another, provided your aims are accomplised in the process. however, you must always be vigiliant for betrayal. (a loose wire causes the walkway to drop into the mutant phiranna tank, the mercenaries find a better offer. anextra set of doomsday machine keys dissapears.) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> True, but often the evil genii have conflicting aims. How can one evil genius rule the world when the other wants to? For a demonstration I shall summon up my teacher's aide, MW! *wolfie appears in a flash of radioactive pillows going critical* Now then, say MW wants to take over California in a sweeping coup de wolfie. In order to do this, she needs to borrow from me a group of giant mutated space zombies. However, I am also interested in taking California. So what should an evil genius do in this situation?

A perfect course for you!!! Flight Instructor Refresher Course! Of course, there is no one better suited for this except for maybe LifesEagle! Good luck on that simulator, I hear its just Microsoft Flight Sim now with some pneumatic pumps wedged into a pod. No sim on this course... it is on-line. How many seeds would it take to have you complete the course for me????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Depends, what sort of questions does it ask? (start paying right now into my current seed savings account, this counts as consultancy and therefore I need a consultant's fee )

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo. ... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named skwerlhugger will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd.

To rule the world and make yourself unimaginably rich. And KILL the good guys. All wrong so far. I shall give you one last guess before I pwn you all and give you the answer. HaHA! I am UN-PWNABLE! You of all people should know this, Grim. WRONG ANSWER! *Uses de-un-pwnifier beam on Kat* *pwns all* THE CORRECT ANSWER FOR THE ULTIMATE EVIL WORK ETHIC IS; WORK FOR YOURSELF, REMEMBER THAT NO ONE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU, YOU WORK ONLY FOR YOURSELF, YOU WORK ONLY TO GET YOURSELF MORE, YOU ARE SUPREME! *thinks... so now we have a bunch of independent contractors* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> NB; Contracting out your evil services will be punished by me as head of Euro-ICE TEC (Intelligence, Counter-Intelligence, Espionage, Terrorism, Elimination and Corruption) however, the evil genius is allowed to do consultancy work for Intelligence agencies round the world in regards to shady things they can't carry out and will use you at an extortinate fee to do these for them. But whatever you do, do not do anything for your fellow evil genii.

A perfect course for you!!! Flight Instructor Refresher Course! Of course, there is no one better suited for this except for maybe LifesEagle! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good luck on that simulator, I hear its just Microsoft Flight Sim now with some pneumatic pumps wedged into a pod.