The Grim Hamster lord

Friday nights, the SciFi channel and lucky you, Sunday nights as well. If you look at the programming for tonight's SciFi channel, you will see the latest show of Dr. Who. Which is absolutely the best show on the Tele! Tune in for Dalek MW and you'll see some of the best...

You are torturing me more than if you pulled out my fingernails, one by one! You need not worry Horatio for, as always, I have a cunning plan for summer to relive you of the terrible burden of waiting for the 2nd series. I hope it works. But first I need to locate a video to DVD/CD recorder that I can rent, a good international mailer and several miles of duct tape...

Blue or green, speaking of Tomb Raider.... Legends.... Spiffiness.... Ultimate.... For those who have abstained from the horrors of the PS2, you can also get on Gamecube before summer, so wait.

Latest news from Blighty; New Doctor Who has touched down. New episode features cats almost as evil as Kat and an old enemy from Series 1. End of episode trailer for episode 2 features amazingness of the Mega Wolf variety. No more details. That would be naughty.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja:. Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot

Oh dear bod... Now listen to me, boy/girl/indegnous lifeform. Hamsters are not designed for bling, they are not designed to be weighed down with unneccesary cheap rubbish, which is low-grade lead sprayed with gold paint. Hamsters do not desire to look stupid. They seek the simple things in life, a deluxe cage with a high quality wheel facilities and a food dispenser in every corner, fresh straw and a ready supply of sunflower seeds. And most importantly of all a laptop and television so they may communicate with hamsters world wide and then sit down and watch something civilised.

Mr.Comander, can I post parts of my "how to be a villain" book? It's the best book for reading if your Evil. YOU MAY POST ONLY ONE PART, IF I DEEM IT TO BE WORTHY, YOU MAY POST MORE, BUT IF IT IS NOT WORTHY, THE BOOK WILL BE BLACKLISTED. I don't have the book with me, but there's so much cool stuff. Theres different kinds of Lairs, Death Traps, Minions, and there's an Evil Plan Generator and ways to confront heroes. How long is this book?

9 long days! It is soooooooo long. Especially with the spiffiness of the new series. AND THE BBC WON'T STOP TAUNTING ME WITH TRAILERS! *goes off to sob quietly* *sobs with TGHL* Oh of course, you won't even get the second series for perhaps another year... Poor Horatio. I am agonising over 7 days, whereas you have what must seem like infinity to cope with. Maybe it will take so long, I might be 100 years old by the time it shows up. All grey, or as some have it, ash blonde with walking stick and going "wut?" All the time...

9 long days! It is soooooooo long. Especially with the spiffiness of the new series. AND THE BBC WON'T STOP TAUNTING ME WITH TRAILERS! *goes off to sob quietly* *sobs with TGHL* Oh of course, you won't even get the second series for perhaps another year... Poor Horatio. I am agonising over 7 days, whereas you have what must seem like infinity to cope with.

9 long days! It is soooooooo long. Especially with the spiffiness of the new series. AND THE BBC WON'T STOP TAUNTING ME WITH TRAILERS! *goes off to sob quietly*

The second series of Doctor Who lands 15th April... 9 days to go....

I think you're right, over here the BBC took great care in placing its time slot, positioning it just right at Saturday, 7:00PM. And it worked wonderfully, 10 Million for the first episode! And by the end of the series it had entriely destroyed ITV, Channel Four and Five's programmes for that slot. ITV just ended up showing re-runs of C-List movies after their two light entertainment shows (Two Geordie midgets with a very light entertainment chat-show/games show/slapstick comedy and of course, there was the reality TV flop "Celebrity Wrestling") Looking at the Sci-Fi Channel's placement of it, it looks as if they've just slapped it down randomly... Quite true. I emailed the Sci-Fi Channel and asked for a change in time slot to an earlier slot. I probably will never have a return email. :glare: I fear that the Sci-Fi Channel needs to adjust its attitude to Doctor Who timing. It saw huge success in everywhere else, but it was mainly because (apart from being a brilliantly made program) that the other broadcasters carefully placed it to make it accessible to both children and adults. Look at S.Korea, they now are Doctor Who lovers. In fact, looking at ratings, the US ratings are the lowest. But, nevermind, because I suspect the BBC will get rather angry at the Sci-Fi and refuse to give them broadcasting rights to the second series. What about publicity? Has there been much in the way of publicity? About zero percent publicity. But good news... it is now on 21H00 on Friday nights. (10 pm local) Not much of an improvement, but some. Now you see, how are people meant to watch Doctor Who if they don't know about it? What would have been the chances of you finding out about Horatio, for example, if I hadn't told you about it? I don't think you watch the Sci-Fi Channel reguarly and the only other way would have been word of mouth. At least it is more friendly for children, which as the Executive Producer says; "Doctor Who is like Harry Potter, designed for kids, but the adults aren't ashamed when they get hooked." He also said it had to scare you while not being horrifying, a sort of good, laugh afterwards scare. But anyway, Series Two is on its way and the BBC is obviously gearing up the propoganda machine as the website has been updated after several weeks of non-change. If you are interested there is some footage of 2006, and since I don't think you have DOctor Who Confidential, there is also the highlights from 2005 and Confidential. Also, a warning, you may want to view trailers of the episodes, but beware of spoilers like the 2005 highlights. Actually, I have been watching Dr. Who off and on since 1988. I really like the SciFi channel. Thank you for all the other information! Have a freshly baked cake for your efforts! Was that re-runs or did you actually watch Selvester McCoy? Glad to help as always Horatio, the Beeb is remaining as obtusive as ever in regards to actually telling us when it is arriving.

Boss! Da Arkcher man is purloining da stock!

I think you're right, over here the BBC took great care in placing its time slot, positioning it just right at Saturday, 7:00PM. And it worked wonderfully, 10 Million for the first episode! And by the end of the series it had entriely destroyed ITV, Channel Four and Five's programmes for that slot. ITV just ended up showing re-runs of C-List movies after their two light entertainment shows (Two Geordie midgets with a very light entertainment chat-show/games show/slapstick comedy and of course, there was the reality TV flop "Celebrity Wrestling") Looking at the Sci-Fi Channel's placement of it, it looks as if they've just slapped it down randomly... Quite true. I emailed the Sci-Fi Channel and asked for a change in time slot to an earlier slot. I probably will never have a return email. :glare: I fear that the Sci-Fi Channel needs to adjust its attitude to Doctor Who timing. It saw huge success in everywhere else, but it was mainly because (apart from being a brilliantly made program) that the other broadcasters carefully placed it to make it accessible to both children and adults. Look at S.Korea, they now are Doctor Who lovers. In fact, looking at ratings, the US ratings are the lowest. But, nevermind, because I suspect the BBC will get rather angry at the Sci-Fi and refuse to give them broadcasting rights to the second series. What about publicity? Has there been much in the way of publicity? About zero percent publicity. But good news... it is now on 21H00 on Friday nights. (10 pm local) Not much of an improvement, but some. Now you see, how are people meant to watch Doctor Who if they don't know about it? What would have been the chances of you finding out about Horatio, for example, if I hadn't told you about it? I don't think you watch the Sci-Fi Channel reguarly and the only other way would have been word of mouth. At least it is more friendly for children, which as the Executive Producer says; "Doctor Who is like Harry Potter, designed for kids, but the adults aren't ashamed when they get hooked." He also said it had to scare you while not being horrifying, a sort of good, laugh afterwards scare. But anyway, Series Two is on its way and the BBC is obviously gearing up the propoganda machine as the website has been updated after several weeks of non-change. If you are interested there is some footage of 2006, and since I don't think you have DOctor Who Confidential, there is also the highlights from 2005 and Confidential. Also, a warning, you may want to view trailers of the episodes, but beware of spoilers like the 2005 highlights.

I think you're right, over here the BBC took great care in placing its time slot, positioning it just right at Saturday, 7:00PM. And it worked wonderfully, 10 Million for the first episode! And by the end of the series it had entriely destroyed ITV, Channel Four and Five's programmes for that slot. ITV just ended up showing re-runs of C-List movies after their two light entertainment shows (Two Geordie midgets with a very light entertainment chat-show/games show/slapstick comedy and of course, there was the reality TV flop "Celebrity Wrestling") Looking at the Sci-Fi Channel's placement of it, it looks as if they've just slapped it down randomly... Quite true. I emailed the Sci-Fi Channel and asked for a change in time slot to an earlier slot. I probably will never have a return email. :glare: I fear that the Sci-Fi Channel needs to adjust its attitude to Doctor Who timing. It saw huge success in everywhere else, but it was mainly because (apart from being a brilliantly made program) that the other broadcasters carefully placed it to make it accessible to both children and adults. Look at S.Korea, they now are Doctor Who lovers. In fact, looking at ratings, the US ratings are the lowest. But, nevermind, because I suspect the BBC will get rather angry at the Sci-Fi and refuse to give them broadcasting rights to the second series. What about publicity? Has there been much in the way of publicity?

In order to proove your worth, do not do it by the sword as that will only hinder your cause. Anyway, I'd say extremist Christian fundementalists prefer either kerosine or bio-weapons when it comes to making a point.

I think you're right, over here the BBC took great care in placing its time slot, positioning it just right at Saturday, 7:00PM. And it worked wonderfully, 10 Million for the first episode! And by the end of the series it had entriely destroyed ITV, Channel Four and Five's programmes for that slot. ITV just ended up showing re-runs of C-List movies after their two light entertainment shows (Two Geordie midgets with a very light entertainment chat-show/games show/slapstick comedy and of course, there was the reality TV flop "Celebrity Wrestling") Looking at the Sci-Fi Channel's placement of it, it looks as if they've just slapped it down randomly...

Right. Spread out and gather it up, kids. These fedoras don't pay for themselves. Nor do dese Range Rovers, or da trilby hats, or da machine guns, or da suits. Do you know how much it costs to buy a Phoenix sized suit? Eh, you'd prolly have to get it custom made, so more than normal. But I can uh, take care of that. *typo alert* Yeah, you got da best connections in da world, boss. Typo? Where? o.o And yeah, just tell me who you're interested in "buying" the suit from. I'll see what I can do. Prolly? Unless of course it is a colloquial phrase I have yet to come across, which in that case, it is entirely my fault. I tort I'd try da Italian tailors in da European quarter. I say prolly all the time. I'm far too lazy to type out probably. Except for then. Alright. Keep things under control here for a while, Grim. I've got some business to attend to... K Boss. I'll go get da protection money.

Now we are watching the Season Premiere, a two hour show called "The End Of The World" !!!!! Fly over here Phoenix! Read my posts...... NOW!!! the Lifted face was kinda funny. Lexxscrapham... you watch Dr. Who ?????? You wait until Episode 3, The Unquiet Dead. A very good episode, Charles Dickens fans should enjoy it. Then there is Aliens of London, a two parter with the second episode of World War Three. Then, the super, super, super, super excellent episode of... DALEK! Thank you for the heads up. I will be ready! I'm not so sure about that, I think in order to be ready for Dalek you'd have to spend several years meditating, lowering your heart beat and focusing your mind. It really is that good. But, I think you will appreciate episodes 9 and 10. There is an "enemy" in that, much more scary than any dalek. *is very excited, runs around in circles in cage* Just you wait Horatio, I can assure you "the future is bright, and let me assure you, it will glow" Now we have - Kat - and her family watching Dr. Who !!! IT LIVES! Still, only 1.6 million watched End Of The World.

Now we are watching the Season Premiere, a two hour show called "The End Of The World" !!!!! Fly over here Phoenix! Read my posts...... NOW!!! the Lifted face was kinda funny. Lexxscrapham... you watch Dr. Who ?????? You wait until Episode 3, The Unquiet Dead. A very good episode, Charles Dickens fans should enjoy it. Then there is Aliens of London, a two parter with the second episode of World War Three. Then, the super, super, super, super excellent episode of... DALEK! Thank you for the heads up. I will be ready! I'm not so sure about that, I think in order to be ready for Dalek you'd have to spend several years meditating, lowering your heart beat and focusing your mind. It really is that good. But, I think you will appreciate episodes 9 and 10. There is an "enemy" in that, much more scary than any dalek. *is very excited, runs around in circles in cage* Just you wait Horatio, I can assure you "the future is bright, and let me assure you, it will glow"

You is the watched. She is the stalked. They are the followers.

Viruses have to be violent. It's just kind of showing that. Thanks, Horatio. You can delete this topic now. (: You still have not told me what the movie is about. From what I can gather from those who went to see it despite being, what, 12 when it was released it goes like this; "Scientist messes about with monkeys and infects them with a biological agent which causes irrational violence, and is transferred in the usual exchange of fluids way. Think about the zombies in Resi Evil, one bite and you become a zombie. Anyway, monkeys escape and set about infecting London (I think, as I said, I am not sure if it is London or NYC) and you get a cordon (like in Resi Evil Apocolypse) and people have a bloodbath (like in Resi Evil Apocolypse). The film then follows one man who managed to survive the whole infecting stages as he was sealed off in a hospital ward after suffering from a coma type thing (like in Resi Evil Apocolypse... Hmmm... Which came first?). Follow him about for a while, trying to escape. Film ends on him escaping the cordon or something like that. Just like in Resi Evil Apocolypse........ Anyway. Watch Resi Evil, more zombies. Scenes may be distressing to those who do not enjoy conspiracies, Nemisis(es) and nuclear bombs cleansing cities. -nod- TGHL has told you all what it's about now. I personally thought it was a good movie. =/ What really sticks in the mind is the poster ad, the whole Biohazard embossed across London with some mysterious red eyes. Scary. And it's coming to get you next. Exactly.

Now we are watching the Season Premiere, a two hour show called "The End Of The World" !!!!! Fly over here Phoenix! Read my posts...... NOW!!! the Lifted face was kinda funny. Lexxscrapham... you watch Dr. Who ?????? You wait until Episode 3, The Unquiet Dead. A very good episode, Charles Dickens fans should enjoy it. Then there is Aliens of London, a two parter with the second episode of World War Three. Then, the super, super, super, super excellent episode of... DALEK! Thank you for the heads up. I will be ready! I'm not so sure about that, I think in order to be ready for Dalek you'd have to spend several years meditating, lowering your heart beat and focusing your mind. It really is that good. But, I think you will appreciate episodes 9 and 10. There is an "enemy" in that, much more scary than any dalek.

Viruses have to be violent. It's just kind of showing that. Thanks, Horatio. You can delete this topic now. (: You still have not told me what the movie is about. From what I can gather from those who went to see it despite being, what, 12 when it was released it goes like this; "Scientist messes about with monkeys and infects them with a biological agent which causes irrational violence, and is transferred in the usual exchange of fluids way. Think about the zombies in Resi Evil, one bite and you become a zombie. Anyway, monkeys escape and set about infecting London (I think, as I said, I am not sure if it is London or NYC) and you get a cordon (like in Resi Evil Apocolypse) and people have a bloodbath (like in Resi Evil Apocolypse). The film then follows one man who managed to survive the whole infecting stages as he was sealed off in a hospital ward after suffering from a coma type thing (like in Resi Evil Apocolypse... Hmmm... Which came first?). Follow him about for a while, trying to escape. Film ends on him escaping the cordon or something like that. Just like in Resi Evil Apocolypse........ Anyway. Watch Resi Evil, more zombies. Scenes may be distressing to those who do not enjoy conspiracies, Nemisis(es) and nuclear bombs cleansing cities. -nod- TGHL has told you all what it's about now. I personally thought it was a good movie. =/ What really sticks in the mind is the poster ad, the whole Biohazard embossed across London with some mysterious red eyes. Scary.

Now we are watching the Season Premiere, a two hour show called "The End Of The World" !!!!! Fly over here Phoenix! Read my posts...... NOW!!! the Lifted face was kinda funny. Lexxscrapham... you watch Dr. Who ?????? You wait until Episode 3, The Unquiet Dead. A very good episode, Charles Dickens fans should enjoy it. Then there is Aliens of London, a two parter with the second episode of World War Three. Then, the super, super, super, super excellent episode of... DALEK!