The Grim Hamster lord

Hmmm... Nah, rare. Have some points of an unassigned value.

Oh No!! Not the ondustrial custard!!! *gets hungry* Oh yes, the ondustrial custard. Orange, instead of yellow. Anyway, The Empty Child. Told you it was good. Come people speak!

If you decide not to wear make-up this is terrific! The make-up companies always want to make you think you need all this stuff on your face just to go out in public. In fact, most people are quite beautiful without make-up. I suggest you do what makes you feel most comfortable and be very happy with your decision. Going without make-up is a great thing. If only people knew what their eyeliner, mascara, and nail polish were made of. (: In addition to that, the germs. mold and mildew that grow in that make-up. It is also very, very important to NEVER share make-up with anyone else. Your make-up should also be thrown out after a certain period (can't remember what that period is... something like three months) so you do not get any infections. Horatio, you are an example to us all. Does make-up make you more beautiful? No, when people see you with make up in, it isn't you. It is a layer of chemicals and agents designed to some how enhance how you look. You should be proud of who you are, not to hide it behind layers of that gunk.

Anyone not watching Doctor Who on the SciFi Channel when it starts will be reprimanded and placed in industrial custard.

Right. Even if Tayino has converted to Satanism, so what? What makes Satanism any worse than say... the Amish? He has the right to live his life the way he wants and will probably do so. And, oh glorious day, you are comparing me to Joshua who you just said was indecisive and uncharismatic. And did he do alright? No. Because he has some pages in a book, in the section where no one looks or talks about. Everyone in the western world has heard of Ramses or one of the Pharoahs, and they lived at the same time. So, Pharoahs 1 - Joshua 0. Yes, I am talking about Archbishop of Canterbury. He is ineffectual. Rubbish, and his preaching often backfires. For example, when he condemns books. His Dark Materials trilogy. He condemns, everyone buys. DaVinci Code. He and the Pope condemn, everyone buys. And ABC and ABY (Archbishop of York, a much nicer person and used to be more powerful too) is in YPC (Young People's Code) from the PR industry. And do stop calling me kid, it degrades us both. Look, I want you to read this very, very slowly. So you don't miss this; Lee Strobel has an agenda. It is not to inform. It is not to educate. It is to sell books. And logic? Logically, science pwns religon. Humans do not think in logic. Humans are erratic and unpredictable. And you certainly don't read with an open mind. Otherwise you would have considered this about Lee Strobel, you wouldn't just assume Anglicanism is the only true denomination of Christianity. You would have considered the viewpoints of other religons. Go on then. And see, no open mindedness again. You claim the Gospels were picked by God, no. Constantine. I have to keep saying this again and again don't I? Constantine was the one who shaped the modern Bible. He decided which accounts of Jesus' life should be put in the Bible. He ommited all the ones which did not show Jesus as the Messiah and he then edited them so it showed Jesus as a godly figure. He chose four gospels of the four ones which showed him most as the son of God. We have evidence that he did so, we have the Dead Sea scrolls, we have the thousands of accounts of people who your so called Messiah touched upon. And they all contradict the four you revere so much. And why should the four be any more true than the thousands? Why should the other writings of the diciples be any less valid either? Why can't Judas' claim that Jesus selected that it was he who made Judas commit the act for him be true? Why is it so hard to believe that maybe Jesus was just a prophet? No open mind. Your bible is not the truth set in stone. God did not smite Constantine when he changed it, he did not guide anyone when they wrote their accounts. Stop calling me friend, it is irritating when people are being false. And for goodness sake, you cannot deny bones in the ground. You cannot deny something which has a true physical nature, these are rocks. Taken out of the ground. They cannot have been tampered with, they cannot be doctored. Especially those brought out in a huge, intact slab. Right, and do not say about the Behemoth or any other biblical monsters, because their descriptions are nothing like those bones which are being excavated. Do not claim that carbon dating doesn't work either because you can make a crisp packet date back to the Ancient Egyptians with some crazy glue, a microwave and some tin foil because, although this may shock you deeply, fossils have been just slightly too far down for much of their lives to be coated in crazy glue and tin foil and the shoved in a microwave. And, evolution through fossils as well; Oh look, I can see human evolution. Darn, I mean how upsetting. You can get individual fossils which share DNA and demonstrated the changes in DNA until you get Homo Sapien. And continental drift as well, I mean, there is evidence which you can't deny that it happened. But according to the word of God as you insist on calling it, it has always been the same or rather there has always been the Middle East. And what point would conitental drift do for God anyway? An added feature like heated seats in a car? "HMMM... YES, I WILL OPT FOR THE CONTRARY PHYSICAL EVIDENCE PACK PLEASE. COULD YOU THROW IN A PACKET OF JUDAS-Os TOO?" And you live in a dictatorship-to-be, also known as a republic. It is not democratic and it is certainly not a people's vote. Plus, just because we have a monarchy doesn't mean that the leader has any power does it? We have one of the most democatic systems in the world, as does most of Europe. Whereas you live in a country where free speech is not allowed thanks to... the FCC. Where the police can shoot someone dead and not face accountability. A country where you can be monitored without your knowledge. So don't give me a lecture on democracy. Oh yes, and you cannot declare that you believe in anything but Captalism and liberal is a dirty word. Flies outnumber you too. You don't know, so don't try to say you do. Plus Catholicism is the root of all Christianity. And that isn't true as, if you read what I said it stated early not "recent changes for those who get a bit confused with thou." And you have made similar arguments such as "I could go on, but I need to go elsewhere." Plus, old and outmoded science? Ha. Says you with the geriatric religon over 2000 years old, models of belief which still adhere to medieval ones and a claim that the earth is 4000 years old because of what a Victorian Bishop said. Oh yes, science which is 120 years old is obviously more outdated than religons which date back millenia. AND YOU DID THE MONKEY THING AGAIN. STOP OBSESSING WITH SIMIANS. And please don't patronise.

*cough, cough* You could always let me see. OH YEAH! Duhr. It's sooo sad. Very sad! I know! I mean, killing pets because they can't "afford it"? Honestly, what happened to those millions of dollars, are they ALL put into advertising? New initative; Kill overpaid company executives who call "unnecessary sackings"; "Downsizing" and a "Tax Dodge"; "Offshore investment. And also they do nothing and contribute nothing to the buisness, only absorb money that could go to improving offices and such.

Actually, I haven't seen HK in ages and no one else has posted so... take as many points as you want.

Lexxscrapham or TGHL will be much better at explaining the TARDIS then me, so I will let them reply. You will need to watch a couple more episodes to get a better idea. Please do watch. Yeah, I saw something about attacking and such like, but I'm not sure. Trust me on this one... I do not like violence, blood, guts and the like, so if it contained horrible scenes, I would be the first not to watch. There is no blood or guts in Doctor Who... ever... It is more, suggested violence. Like it cuts away just before you see a particuarly violent death. In regards to the episode coming up in what, 1 day's time for you? I am actually getting excited for you, because it is such a phenomenal two parter. Imagine the best show you've ever seen (It'd better not be Friends.....) and then think twice as good and scarier than any Japanese horror film or stupid Jigsaw/Saw/crazy mad pyscho film. Not scary in a bad way, scary in a good way. A good, healthy fright. Not one which causes nightmares for a week and imagining gruesome details. One which makes you jump and then laugh about it afterwards, or a sort of shiver when the tension builds up. I emphasise; good fright. Today is Wednesday... Thursday, then Friday!!!!!!!!!! 1 day to go until the magnificent episode for you... 2 days to go for the magnificent episode written by the same writer for me...

Lexxscrapham or TGHL will be much better at explaining the TARDIS then me, so I will let them reply. You will need to watch a couple more episodes to get a better idea. Please do watch. Yeah, I saw something about attacking and such like, but I'm not sure. Trust me on this one... I do not like violence, blood, guts and the like, so if it contained horrible scenes, I would be the first not to watch. There is no blood or guts in Doctor Who... ever... It is more, suggested violence. Like it cuts away just before you see a particuarly violent death. In regards to the episode coming up in what, 1 day's time for you? I am actually getting excited for you, because it is such a phenomenal two parter. Imagine the best show you've ever seen (It'd better not be Friends.....) and then think twice as good and scarier than any Japanese horror film or stupid Jigsaw/Saw/crazy mad pyscho film. Not scary in a bad way, scary in a good way. A good, healthy fright. Not one which causes nightmares for a week and imagining gruesome details. One which makes you jump and then laugh about it afterwards, or a sort of shiver when the tension builds up. I emphasise; good fright.

Lexxscrapham or TGHL will be much better at explaining the TARDIS then me, so I will let them reply. You will need to watch a couple more episodes to get a better idea. Please do watch. Yeah, I saw something about attacking and such like, but I'm not sure. TARDIS; Time and Relative Dimensions In Space. The TARDIS is effectively a time machine which can travel to any place and any time. It is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. Do not get confused by the police box shape, it could look any shape, but the Doctor decided against it. Cos it looks cool. As to the fun/goodness of the episodes, you came in at just probably not the best episode. 80's Britain isn't exactly the most exciting place to be, but I promise that so long as you and I live, you will love the next episode. Or else.

Aha! I found out that the Digital Broadcast was done in DVB! Meaning that the signal code is one less factor in the problem as both the USA and UK use DVB. Only some countries that mistake being different and innovative for being just annoying don't use DVB. So, the only complication is about Horatio's VCR and TV! Right, find those tech specs!

Right, having looked into the matter, it appears that the issue hangs on your VCR and Television. For example, over here in the land of PAL, many VCRs made have a signal convertor in them so that you can play a VHS tape from either SECAM or NTSC and the VCR would change the signal into PAL. Now, if you can somehow find out some tech. specs for your VCR Horatio, we may have a way of making this work. However, there is a further complication. Since I am part of the 70% of Britons who now use Digital Broadcast to view stuff and I recorded it onto a Sky+ Box (a digital brodcast reciever which stores programmes on a hard drive) it means that instead of being an analogue signal, I have no idea whether it is region encoded at all. If it turns out Digital Satellite broadcasting is not region encoded, then it makes it easier. If it is, then we still need to find a Multi-Regional VCR and Multi-Regional TV or a Multi-Regional VCR with a convertor. So the steps are; 1) Find out some tech specs about Horatio's TV and VCR 2) Find out about Digital Satellite Broadcasts 3) Make an action plan based on the results of the first two steps.

Hee. And PETA's got Pamela Anderson as one of their main spokes people. I think she fits under the "ignorant, selfish, money hungry, only care about looking pretty and getting rich" category. Pamela Anderson supports PeTA. Shes already pretty and rich also. They want to get through to those ignorant people by using someone famous so that they will see its not bad to support a good cause. If Pamela Anderson can do it, why can't they? One of my friends has become more aware of animal cruelty because her favourite band supports them. ♥ Lee I wouldn't exactly define Pamela Anderson as either. She looks as if she has had everything of humanity nipped and tucked and made into a plastic Barbie doll. And rich? Depends on your definition of rich. Millionares are very common in today's world. I would classify her as... wanting to be rich, but doesn't have the personality, brains or ruthlessness to achieve it. As to supporting PETA, surely there are better organisations to support?

But would it proove a problem in transferring a VHS tape of a digital broadcast? I have questions and I know where to go... To the BBC! *Batman spinny-change-scene thingy*

Hmmm... That's a hmmm about PETA btw. I agree with Toto, organisations twist the facts and manipulate them so that it shows them in a good light. So don't trust them really as when they might say; "And similar cases of animal abuse is widespread." When only one such case has come to light and that was by a mad old lady who went senile. Don't trust the corporations. Anyway, fur... Grr.... Can't stand people who wear real fur. Esecially the ones with dead foxes who have been skinned and slung round their shoulders. The fur industry is disgusting, especially the way they go about it. (I've just seen a BBC programme on it, explaining my disgust.) For some reason most of the industry takes place in Siberia where domesticated dogs, cats and various other creatures you might regard as pets are squashed into small wire cages held there for 10-15 weeks while being soaked in mud water, rain and the elements in general and then in a tradition in common with Auschwitz, they are taken out and led out to be washed after which they are skinned alive with enough tranquilizers to paralyze them but not enough to knock them out completely. I mean that would get in the way of profits, now wouldn't it? And what's even worse you can't tell whether it is faux fur or real fur in this country because the shops aren't under any obligation to label their stock. And then there is the BFTA (British Fur Trade Association) who lobby on behalf of the skinners, the maunfacturers and retailers should any anti-fur sentiments break out in Parliament. Not that New Labour pays any attention to Lobbyists. And another thing. Bears. Recently there has been repeated adverts by the WSPA on the horrors of bear baiting, dancing and such like. For example the first image you see is a bear gone mad from his dull environment and being forced to entertain tourists. Then it goes onto show other cases of such horror. Question is, is the WSPA just like PETA? I don't deny that bear creulty isn't going on, but is the organisation any better than PETA? It isn't a regulated charity unlike other animal protection agencies like the RSPCA and there is no evidence that the money you donate goes to the animals.

I loved the creatures!!!!!!! They were amazing and phenomenally outstanding! This was such a good episode!!!!!! If you thought that was outstanding and amazing, wait for the two parter; The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances. You enjoy torturing me don't you! Oh no not at all, but it will be torture once you finish the first episode and really want to see the second half. Is VHS region encrypted?

I loved the creatures!!!!!!! They were amazing and phenomenally outstanding! This was such a good episode!!!!!! If you thought that was outstanding and amazing, wait for the two parter; The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances.

Oh yes, how was Father's Day? Enough tissues used for you or was there not enough running down beige corridors for you? Come on, I want to hear your opinions!

No points for Jesse, but plenty of points for Toto.

Right, I've just come out of a meeting with Sarah-Jane and K-9 for Epsiode 3 of Doctor Who, which was, as always, superb. One of the best episodes to date, and next week Madame du Pompadour is dropping in with some clockwork droids...

Dang I think I missed it. You better mark your calendar for this weekend. Either Friday or Sunday evening on the SciFi channel. I am guessing it might be around 18H00 Friday and 20H00 Sunday. (Translation: 6 PM Friday and 8 PM Sunday.) Please do check your guide for accuracy of show times. At 22H32-ish on Sunday, I saw a fragment of Dr. Who. However, I got bored since I was too sleepy to listen to exactly what they were saying. I was thinking, what the heck, because there was this random shiney light having to do with knowledge and it going away after the shiney white light went away and some girl was a liar apparently. However, I was pretty much turned off by it since I was sleepy and the graphics were too typical of Sci-Fi Channel... I changed the channel because I felt like watching other shows. However, this fragment was not enough for me to properly analyze Dr. Who. I absolutely, positively guarantee that you will really like Dr. Who is you are awake and watch the entire show. Watch Episodes 9 & 10 and you'll see Doctor Who at its best. Okay... I can't stand this anymore. Here are 182 million DVDs for you to copy the rest of the shows and the FedEx courier will pick them up from your house when you call. I think I might use them for Series Two Horatio, but first I need a way of getting it from my Sky+ (not my choice, I hate BSKyB personally) digibox onto a DVD or my computer. I will try and hire it, but there is another problem; PAL. Our digital encoding area is different to America's, so will the DVD-RW I send you (assuming this plan goes ahead) work on your DVD player or computer? *grrrrrrrrrrr* I will work this out and get back to you. *calls B & O Corporate Headquarters* Good luck to you, as I think the PAL Region 2 thing may be the undoing.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja:. Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest.

DO NOT BELIEVE GENERAL MOTORS! They are scum and not to be trusted. Anyway, this is not their idea anyway. It was Brazil and Sweden's. It's basically a car which runs on a mixture of alcohol and petrol and somehow works, I have no idea how. Sugar Cane I think it is made with in Brazil, but the problem is all the alcoholics are going to drink it and die horrible painful deaths.

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Dang I think I missed it. You better mark your calendar for this weekend. Either Friday or Sunday evening on the SciFi channel. I am guessing it might be around 18H00 Friday and 20H00 Sunday. (Translation: 6 PM Friday and 8 PM Sunday.) Please do check your guide for accuracy of show times. At 22H32-ish on Sunday, I saw a fragment of Dr. Who. However, I got bored since I was too sleepy to listen to exactly what they were saying. I was thinking, what the heck, because there was this random shiney light having to do with knowledge and it going away after the shiney white light went away and some girl was a liar apparently. However, I was pretty much turned off by it since I was sleepy and the graphics were too typical of Sci-Fi Channel... I changed the channel because I felt like watching other shows. However, this fragment was not enough for me to properly analyze Dr. Who. I absolutely, positively guarantee that you will really like Dr. Who is you are awake and watch the entire show. Watch Episodes 9 & 10 and you'll see Doctor Who at its best. Okay... I can't stand this anymore. Here are 182 million DVDs for you to copy the rest of the shows and the FedEx courier will pick them up from your house when you call. I think I might use them for Series Two Horatio, but first I need a way of getting it from my Sky+ (not my choice, I hate BSKyB personally) digibox onto a DVD or my computer. I will try and hire it, but there is another problem; PAL. Our digital encoding area is different to America's, so will the DVD-RW I send you (assuming this plan goes ahead) work on your DVD player or computer?