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  1. The Judge Action Figure 50.00H$ This action Figure Has movable legs and unlike other action figures His arms arnt movable because poor worm doesnt have any. Horatio Hand-stiched Plushie. 70.00H$. Awwww with those big button eyes and the soft cotten-filled fabric making it feel older than it is You HAVE to take this home with you. P.S. I am updating the prices. Plus we need more employees. So when can we start shopping? I would like to purchase the Horatio couch and some Horatio Plushies. You can Start shopping now! How many Plushies will that be? King of the Chipmunks Plushie set. 50.00H$ This cute plushie has a Button in its hand when you press ot it makes sound! Comes with a Plushie Menorah. Oooooooh I want that! I think you should get one! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does he have enough cash to order it? Let's see. Number of posts times ten... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, we haven't decided the cash per post yet...
  2. A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I must take this test. 1)A giant laser, the better to destroy things with. 2) Why would I want a fish? The sword is ineffective. What kind of gun is it? In most cases, the gun is best. 3)Disposing of secret agents is easy. Simply shoot them, don't let them get away, and never forget to check to make sure that they're dead. 4)Knockout gas chamber, in case of a mistake and in case I need to ask questions. 5)I'm all, but, I must say reclusive billionaire is my most accurate title. 6)Depends. Does your hat have any weapons? If so, yes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But you have graduated from Evil Acadamy! Do you really want to re-enrol? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, I believe that my skills need a bit of tuning and the Christmas Spirit was making me feel all good inside. And plus I would like to further my evil education.
  3. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring...
  4. I have run into a delivery snafu. Snnnnaaaaaaafffuuuuuuuuuuu. What's a snafu? Is it like tofu, cuz I'm alergic to soy. And tofu is a block of soy. *hands MW the book of common military abbreviations and their meanings (of course it's the clean version Horatio)* Hooooooorrrrrrrrraaaaaaaayyyy. Learn time. And...? *waits* Snafu=Confusion/chaos. Hooooorrrrrraaaaaayyy. I am thrilled! You now have a new word to use! Please pick up your Pesky Pelican Award for your efforts! Pesky Pelican? Thank you. I had to create a special award and that was the first thing that came to my mind! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Interesting.
  5. In the thought of approved shops, perhaps we should inspect the current existing shops to see how well they are run. Obviously the former WWPS is good. And I'm renaming my store to, "Mega Wolf's Customization Shop", but it won't be just clothes I'm customizing.
  6. I have run into a delivery snafu. Snnnnaaaaaaafffuuuuuuuuuuu. What's a snafu? Is it like tofu, cuz I'm alergic to soy. And tofu is a block of soy. *hands MW the book of common military abbreviations and their meanings (of course it's the clean version Horatio)* Hooooooorrrrrrrrraaaaaaaayyyy. Learn time. And...? *waits* Snafu=Confusion/chaos. Hooooorrrrrraaaaaayyy. I am thrilled! You now have a new word to use! Please pick up your Pesky Pelican Award for your efforts! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pesky Pelican? Thank you.
  7. A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I must take this test. 1)A giant laser, the better to destroy things with. 2) Why would I want a fish? The sword is ineffective. What kind of gun is it? In most cases, the gun is best. 3)Disposing of secret agents is easy. Simply shoot them, don't let them get away, and never forget to check to make sure that they're dead. 4)Knockout gas chamber, in case of a mistake and in case I need to ask questions. 5)I'm all, but, I must say reclusive billionaire is my most accurate title. 6)Depends. Does your hat have any weapons? If so, yes.
  8. I have run into a delivery snafu. Snnnnaaaaaaafffuuuuuuuuuuu. What's a snafu? Is it like tofu, cuz I'm alergic to soy. And tofu is a block of soy. *hands MW the book of common military abbreviations and their meanings (of course it's the clean version Horatio)* Hooooooorrrrrrrrraaaaaaaayyyy. Learn time. And...? *waits* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Snafu=Confusion/chaos. Hooooorrrrrraaaaaayyy.
  9. I am not paying now, just ordering. You sure that you're gonna be able to afford all that? Sure! I have been printing money all day! Tut, tut, Horatio. Fake money? Moi? Never! I am the Hampster Reserve Bank. I print money! I see. Would you care for a few bucks? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No thank you.
  10. I am not paying now, just ordering. You sure that you're gonna be able to afford all that? Sure! I have been printing money all day! Tut, tut, Horatio. Fake money? Moi? Never! I am the Hampster Reserve Bank. I print money! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I see.
  11. I have run into a delivery snafu. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Snnnnaaaaaaafffuuuuuuuuuuu. What's a snafu? Is it like tofu, cuz I'm alergic to soy. And tofu is a block of soy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *hands MW the book of common military abbreviations and their meanings (of course it's the clean version Horatio)* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hooooooorrrrrrrrraaaaaaaayyyy. Learn time.
  12. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. so they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum
  13. I have run into a delivery snafu. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Snnnnaaaaaaafffuuuuuuuuuuu. What's a snafu? Is it like tofu, cuz I'm alergic to soy. And tofu is a block of soy.
  14. I am not paying now, just ordering. You sure that you're gonna be able to afford all that? Sure! I have been printing money all day! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Tut, tut, Horatio. Fake money?
  15. I am not paying now, just ordering. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You sure that you're gonna be able to afford all that?
  16. Just a notification, these items currently being purchased won't be valid after the H$ systen has been restarted and also current profits will be invalid. However, repurchases will be able to be made.
  17. Good memory! My Mac is ollllllllldddddddddd. It is the G3 laptop. Just perfect for my cage. Any good new toys in the Apple Store? *sends Dog Lover my Christmas Wish List* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> my dad was playing solitaire on an ipod nano at the store......my friend has one, theyre so small! she named it stewart.......idk why...........at the moment, in all of the topics in jokes riddles and funny stories except women & cars, im the last 1 who posted......its like everyone 4got about this area of the board.......oh wellllllllll......... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh. iPod nano solitaire. Hilarious. Kyle was playing it and was about to beat it and then he's like, "I'm gonna save this for later so that I can show my girlfriend I beat it on the bus!" I swear, Kyle, he's hilarious. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i beat solitaire all the time....i play it all the time, like if im on my computer and im bored, or im waiting 4 something to print, i start a game.......im addicted 2 it <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kyle can be a bit thick sometimes.
  18. Eh, but it won't work too well if we do that. Clothes should probably be one-size-fits-all, wouldn't that be easier if there were clothing outlets? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> we could have a character with no hair, no eyes, but just the same shape body and head and legs and stuff. You draw all the detail you want. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, and start with basic clothes, and new clothes cost money?
  19. Good memory! My Mac is ollllllllldddddddddd. It is the G3 laptop. Just perfect for my cage. Any good new toys in the Apple Store? *sends Dog Lover my Christmas Wish List* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> my dad was playing solitaire on an ipod nano at the store......my friend has one, theyre so small! she named it stewart.......idk why...........at the moment, in all of the topics in jokes riddles and funny stories except women & cars, im the last 1 who posted......its like everyone 4got about this area of the board.......oh wellllllllll......... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh. iPod nano solitaire. Hilarious. Kyle was playing it and was about to beat it and then he's like, "I'm gonna save this for later so that I can show my girlfriend I beat it on the bus!" I swear, Kyle, he's hilarious. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Those break so easily. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perhaps it is because of it's miniscule size and it is intended to not be dropped...
  20. Heh... I hate hormones. They make people do illogical things... At least now I'm starting to like a guy I actually have a chance with... Hammielove! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heheh. I suppose you could put it that way.
  21. What kind of dog is he, and what do you feed him? Pft. Don't be so sure. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know. I don't know. I don't feed the dogs. Really helpful. Ever have a Five-year-old swear at you? If I didn't Have a story on here that was rather popular, I would just quit the boards. I'm sick of the way some of you people treat me. Just about 5 seconds ago, I was laughing Insanly that I almost died, and now I'm just upset. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Okay, just wondering. But can you tell me what kind of dog he is? And um. I was not trying to be rude there. I was merely saying not to be so sure that you're the only person who has problems with little kids being brats and telling lies. And no, I've never met a five-year-old with the capability to swear, little-little kids around the places I've lived in have never been too much of a problem. And please. The only people who treat you with disrespect around here are TBFOF and (I'm sorry to say, I really apologize) me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would accept your apoligy, but your sarcsm in The Toto's rants Topic made me feel really upset. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I get out of line constantly. Crud. I think I might've done something rude again. And I think I know why TBFOF and I get... y'know. Rude like that. You kind of complain on an everyday basis, so um. Maybe we'd both be a little nicer if you complained a little less. I know your life may seem horrible, but you really need to look at the positive side of life a little bit more.
  22. Good memory! My Mac is ollllllllldddddddddd. It is the G3 laptop. Just perfect for my cage. Any good new toys in the Apple Store? *sends Dog Lover my Christmas Wish List* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> my dad was playing solitaire on an ipod nano at the store......my friend has one, theyre so small! she named it stewart.......idk why...........at the moment, in all of the topics in jokes riddles and funny stories except women & cars, im the last 1 who posted......its like everyone 4got about this area of the board.......oh wellllllllll......... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh. iPod nano solitaire. Hilarious. Kyle was playing it and was about to beat it and then he's like, "I'm gonna save this for later so that I can show my girlfriend I beat it on the bus!" I swear, Kyle, he's hilarious.
  23. Heh... I hate hormones. They make people do illogical things... At least now I'm starting to like a guy I actually have a chance with...
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