Mega Wolf

*hides phosphorus, thermite and napalm* no, who'd to something like that? *makes "who? me!?" expression* Our lesson in this burnt school today is. Um. Well. Finding "x". I dunno. Well. Here's an example. Ex. 1 X-10=24 Who would care to solve that? (someone who doesn't know how to do it)

Actually I am not sure I have too many brain cells. You see I traded brain cells for blonde hair and I have a lot of blonde hair! Wow, what a trade! Was it on E-bay? I've been searching! You have to do it at birth. *laghhs at you and herself for 2 min* lol lol lol lol lol lol lol waaaaaa, well, i can always tell you about the ANIMAL CROSSING GAME I GOT FOR MY NINTENDO DS! oo oo oo tell me i hav nintendogs and frogger lol OH MY GOSH ANIMAL CROSSING IS THE COOLEST ADDICTIVE GAME EVER!!!

*is shocked by the WHite McDonalds on the Champs-Elyesee* *is even more shocked in Berlin with a McDonalds near the Old Berlin wall* *finds sanctitude in Vatican City* *realises this is on Christian soil* *chucks self off it* *is shocked to see TGHL is shocked* I thought you knew there were about four Mcdonald's along the Champs-Elysee* WHOA! When was the last time Horatio revived an old topic? Heh. *wonders how I did that* *checks coffee cup to make sure there is something in there* Yes, I am awake... I have no idea what happened. *steps into the office of Dr. Wolf the Psychiatrist* *puts on glasses rims* Have you been feeling different lately, Horatio? *sits in a big cushy chair* Well Dr. Wolf... let me think. Okay, just remember... this is run by the hour. Do you take other forms of payment besides cash? Visa perhaps? Yes. But there's a fee for credit. How about a check? Fee for that too.

*screaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmssssssssssssss* Yeah! We have all been waiting and are thrilled to see a pic of your beautiful baby! Look at that hair! She is absolutely gorgeous.... for a human. I must run, but will write more tomorrow. *is soooooooooo happy now* Oh, one other thought... couldn't you and the proud father have planned it better. I want you to make Jenna Shannon an alternate birthday date of June 23rd so she doesn't get shorted on people combining her Christmas and birthday gifts. Horatio, did you read a message without posting it again?

*is shocked by the WHite McDonalds on the Champs-Elyesee* *is even more shocked in Berlin with a McDonalds near the Old Berlin wall* *finds sanctitude in Vatican City* *realises this is on Christian soil* *chucks self off it* *is shocked to see TGHL is shocked* I thought you knew there were about four Mcdonald's along the Champs-Elysee* WHOA! When was the last time Horatio revived an old topic? Heh. *wonders how I did that* *checks coffee cup to make sure there is something in there* Yes, I am awake... I have no idea what happened. *steps into the office of Dr. Wolf the Psychiatrist* *puts on glasses rims* Have you been feeling different lately, Horatio? *sits in a big cushy chair* Well Dr. Wolf... let me think. Okay, just remember... this is run by the hour. Do you take other forms of payment besides cash? Visa perhaps? Yes. But there's a fee for credit.

Oh! Oh! I got something to say first of all. You can't prove religion, nor can you prove science. Both are based on speculation. However, I find foolish to believe in just one of the two. To believe in science, you can save lives, in the case that you live and nothing happens after that. However, if religion is correct, I find it best to believe in as much as you can. If you believe in God, and there is in fact a heaven, you may go there. If not, there is no penalty to it. So why take the risk of believing in one? Hello, my friend! Science proves religion. I'll bring my friend Strobel back in next time I get on to further explain this. In essence, science seems to disprove religion on the surface, but the deeper you delve into it, the more confirming it is that religion is a huge part of life. And to the last one: C/E is only one denom, TGHL. I didn't come to Christ out of fear or win-win, or because I was being bullied. I came to Christ because I know I am a sinner, and Jesus' blood washes that away. It's kind of like a filter. Like, I see roses as just flowers with pointy things on them. When I look at them through a colored filter, especially blue, I like them better b/c they look purple. Or, if something is stained, and you look at it through a screen of some sort, it looks clean again. You're right. It's almost a get-out-of-jail-free card, but there are requirements. You have to love your God ith all your heart, and love your neighbors as yourself. Aftr that, everything comes natural. It isn't easy. Trust me, it can be frustrating at times. But it's definitely worth it. Hey, friend! Join the club! We meet Thursdays at 4:30 in the gym, and we do have a jersey; it's green. Let's focus on the C/E section. One, I know, but the way everyone keeps going on the only way you are going to get into heaven is by being part of their denomination. WHICH ONE IS THE RIGHT ONE? Or maybe there is no right one and they're bluffing. And incidentally, the filter analogy was a bad choice. All you do with a filter is "whitewashing" or blotting out the sins, so all you are doing is trying to hide them or not see them. I'd disagree, the Anglican church doesn't actually require belief in God anymore or at least the priests say that as long as you are a member and have lived your life virtuously or as virtous as you can get. You're going to be in heaven, all 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 cubic metres of it. You're right, that is a bad analogy. What about a colinder or strainer of some sort? Sin is often symbolized as dirt or debris. Maybe the Anglican church over ther has become as selfish as the *wonderful* inquisition of old, but from my standpoint, you have to believe in five things: 1. God is real. He created evreything in the universe. 2. God is perfect. He has never sinned. Never. 3. God made you. You are His most beloved creation. 4. God knows he is God. He knows he is Almighty, so He knows you should worship him with all your heart. 5. God gave His only Son so that you could live a life of eternity with Him. That's all you need to know. We all sin. It's human nature. No one, not even the most angelic newborn child, is free. God gave His Son so we could have a chance to meet Him and spend eternity hanging with Number ONE. ttnnn, you are cool. Why should we worship him? He's making us grovel? Why is there no democracy in here?! Okay. Before you get annoyed at me, note that I was joking here.

*is shocked by the WHite McDonalds on the Champs-Elyesee* *is even more shocked in Berlin with a McDonalds near the Old Berlin wall* *finds sanctitude in Vatican City* *realises this is on Christian soil* *chucks self off it* *is shocked to see TGHL is shocked* I thought you knew there were about four Mcdonald's along the Champs-Elysee* WHOA! When was the last time Horatio revived an old topic? Heh. *wonders how I did that* *checks coffee cup to make sure there is something in there* Yes, I am awake... I have no idea what happened. *steps into the office of Dr. Wolf the Psychiatrist* *puts on glasses rims* Have you been feeling different lately, Horatio? *sits in a big cushy chair* Well Dr. Wolf... let me think. Okay, just remember... this is run by the hour.

*is shocked by the WHite McDonalds on the Champs-Elyesee* *is even more shocked in Berlin with a McDonalds near the Old Berlin wall* *finds sanctitude in Vatican City* *realises this is on Christian soil* *chucks self off it* *is shocked to see TGHL is shocked* I thought you knew there were about four Mcdonald's along the Champs-Elysee* WHOA! When was the last time Horatio revived an old topic? Heh. *wonders how I did that* *checks coffee cup to make sure there is something in there* Yes, I am awake... I have no idea what happened. *steps into the office of Dr. Wolf the Psychiatrist* *puts on glasses rims* Have you been feeling different lately, Horatio?

*is shocked by the WHite McDonalds on the Champs-Elyesee* *is even more shocked in Berlin with a McDonalds near the Old Berlin wall* *finds sanctitude in Vatican City* *realises this is on Christian soil* *chucks self off it* *is shocked to see TGHL is shocked* I thought you knew there were about four Mcdonald's along the Champs-Elysee* WHOA! When was the last time Horatio revived an old topic? Heh.

...That doesn't really prove much...

WHO MIGHT I BE? WHO MIGHT I BE?!??!?!? I SHALL SMITE YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! Down, Grim! *hits with a newspaper* *bolts of lightning cease to issue forth from clouds and the volcanoes return to the earth* > How many times do we have to tell you, NO SMITING THE NEWBIES! Haha, but what happens when the newbie strikes?!? MWAHAHAHA! *lightning bolts strike all who have been here more than six months* HAHAHA! MWAHAHA-*cough cough* Then you get smited anyways.

I would suggest Underworld: Evolution. But not even have I seen it--and I never will. There's some nasty sex and nudity scenes. So. Don't go to Underworld, mmkay? Unfortunately, plans cancelled. I forgot my dad's birthday was yesterday so we're going somewhere this weekend. >.< Ahh. Silly Mega Wolf. Heheh. =p

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I would suggest Underworld: Evolution. But not even have I seen it--and I never will. There's some nasty sex and nudity scenes. So. Don't go to Underworld, mmkay? Unfortunately, plans cancelled. I forgot my dad's birthday was yesterday so we're going somewhere this weekend. >.<

We kind of like. Need nominations. Now. Because like. We're short. I. Competition, Nominees 1. If you have read this like you were supposed to before voting nominees, do NOT vote for yourself. 2. Do NOT use multiple accounts to vote multiple times. 3. Do not eat hamsters. 4. Must not leave the boards during competition with the exception of people who have a reason. 5. Never pet a burning dog. 6. No bribery is permitted 7. Do not get upset over your amount of votes. If you do I may have to pull you out of the competition. II. Competition, Voters 1. Do NOT create multiple accounts to vote multiple times 2. Do NOT tell anybody, Vote For This Person! They can vote on their own. 3. Don't randomly pick someone, think about it first. 4. *Changed* No morons can vote. 5. Do not put in your signature who to vote for. But you can 'advertise' this topic 6. Must know the person you are voting for on the boards 7. Can't vote unless you are planning to stay at HD 8. No pity votes. 9. I, Mega Wolf, have the right to pull people out of the competition voting. Please abide by these rules. I do not wish to have to pull anybody out, but I will if I have to. Also, I do not wish to have to pull out votes. Rules of Nomination 1. *Changed* Person may not be a newbie 2. You must have a background of knowing the person you nominate 3. Don't complain if you are not nominated or else you can be restricted from voting 4. Cannot be someone who has won before 5. *Changed* You may nominate as many people as you want. However, if there are too many nominees, Mega Wolf has the right to kick a few off of your list. 6. Mega Wolf has the right to reject nominations. Rules are subject to change. The following people have won in the past: Jesse(SSJ6Gohan) Horatio Toto The Grim Hamster Lord MegaWolf Top_Banana - Kat - Arkcher Reminder: There are 10 nominees. Strikethrough=Canceled Rule

So. Um. Nobody needs to learn and stuff, did this school get burned down or something?

Oh! Oh! I got something to say first of all. You can't prove religion, nor can you prove science. Both are based on speculation. However, I find foolish to believe in just one of the two. To believe in science, you can save lives, in the case that you live and nothing happens after that. However, if religion is correct, I find it best to believe in as much as you can. If you believe in God, and there is in fact a heaven, you may go there. If not, there is no penalty to it. So why take the risk of believing in one?

I hope you are sitting. They say that the AVERAGE reading level for the entire USA is 6th grade. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's Completly Idiotic. I Love to read, And I rememeber When I was in 1st grade and we took a reading test and They said i had a 9th grade Reading Level. And This was 1st grade That I was in! Good Goth, That was years ago. I wonder what My reading level is now. Well, I've always had an exceptional reading level, but that's only because books were once the only thing I could connect to. I still read, but now I can actually live my own story.

Sammy! Hey! Life for me has been pretty dramatic, but probably nobody wants to hear it. Of course we do! *grabs Mega Wolf by the tail* Get back here and start talking. Stuff. Lots of stuff. You sure you want to hear what's happened in the past 2 weeks? You know Part I, but not Part II. *perks up ears* I'm all ears! Well. People have been getting together. I'll call people by different names. Weird names. Eve had been going out with Roland. And Theo had been going out with Mia. But Eve and Theo liked each other, even though Eve wouldn't admit to liking Theo. Eve didn't realize she liked Theo until she felt jealous of Mia. So Eve just broke up with Roland, breaking his heart. Realizing that Eve and Theo belonged together, Mia traded Theo to Eve so that they could both be happy, but in the process hurt herself. Mia pretends not to be sad, but it's really obvious that she is. So Mia and Roland both are probably going to stop hanging around me, Joe(being the 'anonymous' name for my boyfriend), just because they aer both heartbroken, although only Roland will admit it. So basically, I'm annoyed at Eve for not realizing that she liked Theo even though everyone else could tell. So in the process of her epiphany, she hurt 2 people. Oh I am sad to hear this. Unfortunately, this is just the beginning. If you think things get better as you get older, I regret to inform you, they don't. When it comes to matters of the heart, people throw their brains right out the window. If humans could shed their fears and jump into love with both feet, then everyone would be a step ahead. When you try and rationalize love, then let fear influence your thinking, what a tangled mess. Well. All is fair in love and war, I suppose. I don't totally agree with that saying. Sadly, people will do strange things when they think they are in love. Friendships are ruined, marriages are ruined, lives are ruined. People will work hard at sports, their jobs, other interests, but couples will not work hard at their relationship. On the other hand, when you find the person of your dreams and they find you, the relationship is magic. Yes... well, I suppose all sides were wrong. 'Cept for "Mia"s. See, Eve broke up with Roland for Theo because she realized that she didn't like Roland. However, she got his hopes up by using the "too young" excuse. And when out with Theo a week after. Real aging there. And Roland overreacted. Theo, he doesn't take much into consideration. Although nothing came out bad for his actions, it was a bit inconsiderate of him to go out with Eve five minutes later... Cuz Mia was nice enough to be happy that her friends were happy.

who's heston? ...and idk any new movies at the moment He's one of my friends.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo. ... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named skwerlhugger will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted.

Didn't you say you that idea was a load of rubbish in the US gov topic? I wonder if there is an entire planet which has a climate and stuff like California? It is rubbish. It's just that it would be amusing if it were possible.

"Thank you all for coming to witness my hanging." -Bush, at the commemoration of his portrait or whatever.

Sammy! Hey! Life for me has been pretty dramatic, but probably nobody wants to hear it. Of course we do! *grabs Mega Wolf by the tail* Get back here and start talking. Stuff. Lots of stuff. You sure you want to hear what's happened in the past 2 weeks? You know Part I, but not Part II. *perks up ears* I'm all ears! Well. People have been getting together. I'll call people by different names. Weird names. Eve had been going out with Roland. And Theo had been going out with Mia. But Eve and Theo liked each other, even though Eve wouldn't admit to liking Theo. Eve didn't realize she liked Theo until she felt jealous of Mia. So Eve just broke up with Roland, breaking his heart. Realizing that Eve and Theo belonged together, Mia traded Theo to Eve so that they could both be happy, but in the process hurt herself. Mia pretends not to be sad, but it's really obvious that she is. So Mia and Roland both are probably going to stop hanging around me, Joe(being the 'anonymous' name for my boyfriend), just because they aer both heartbroken, although only Roland will admit it. So basically, I'm annoyed at Eve for not realizing that she liked Theo even though everyone else could tell. So in the process of her epiphany, she hurt 2 people. Oh I am sad to hear this. Unfortunately, this is just the beginning. If you think things get better as you get older, I regret to inform you, they don't. When it comes to matters of the heart, people throw their brains right out the window. If humans could shed their fears and jump into love with both feet, then everyone would be a step ahead. When you try and rationalize love, then let fear influence your thinking, what a tangled mess. Well. All is fair in love and war, I suppose.

Okay, I'm going to the movies(probably) this weekend, what do you guys suggest that's out, new, and not freaking scary, cuz Heston freaks out.