Mega Wolf

Weeelll! Sorry about muh not being here. Mom wasn't lettin' me on. And so. Yeah feral is fine. I live in southern Cali. And I'm grateful for bein' a wolf. And. Point of view? Er... Both ways work.

I thought you were against that stuff. o_O

NO! Did you just vaporize my sanities?!

Dis ish hilarity!

Hmm... Oh! In class I was actually making up a plot to take over the world! 1. Get rich by help of fellow evil-doers. 2. Take over the small unheard of countries that don't contact anyone. 3. Gain the people's favour. 4. Slowly make my way up to bigger and bigger countries. 5. As I go, make my army larger. 6. TAKE OVER DA WORLD!

Ah. I see. Anyways, John Cleese ish awesome!

Alas, no reply.

Interesting. Very.

[Oooo! I could be Jeanette(mneh! my real name! woot!) da wolf of some sort. Werewolf, normal wolf. Whatevo. I'm picking up so many habits, like the mneh thing, from you and Kat....]

Indeed it is good that you know that I don't doubt you!

Darth Fricknels seem kinda scary, don't they?

Nope.

IT'S LE! At first I thought you were Toto cuz I wasn't paying attention. But hey! DIS ISH BETTER!

Ah, but it takes a great deal of plotting to do that truly evil deed! Anyways, I got a better one. Take over the world via getting everyone against the world's leaders!

Well, I suppose you need to tell me how many it's ended at.

Naw. Anyways, I'm just a figment of your imagination, if you're reading this.

I think it's stupid having a celebrity as a governor.

Well I don't know 'bout yall but I certainly ain't real.

No, I have. Through reading "Quidditch Through the Ages" and "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them".

Darth Fricknels? *two months later* (fricknels reproduce fast and grow up quick....) *checks room* Darth Fricknels!

Indeed I don't doubt you!

[i'm supposed to be writing my story. But my inspiration level is at an all-time low some reason.]

Hippies are scary. I know, I was one for Halloween. I did the whole act. I started singing, "Save the cows, be a vegetarian!" holding up an orange. And with the orange, I tossed it up and down saying, "Be one with the orange!"

Ever gonna ask for them back?

*jumps up and eats micicles* Uh... five second rule?