LifesEagle

No use putting it off, Horatio.

I bought mine online, so if you REALLY want them you can always get them shipped over. I do that sometimes with websites like Bustedtees (but they ruined Christmas last year so I don't trust them ).

I WANT TO SLEEP. And a rolling eye smilie because everyone else is doing it. x2.

I tried to sleep but failed.

Having a test.

I am tired. I am tired. Those websites KILL me.

Yes, but I don't go to them... right now I've decided that because it's 6:37am and I have to be up in an hour anyway I'm just staying up, meaning that I stayed awake the whole night. Come this evening I'll be so tired I'll fall right asleep and voila, my body clock is fixed! I have often gone for periods well over 24 hours without sleep, often because of jet lag. For example, one day before a holiday I spent a whole day packing then sell asleep around midnight. I had to wake up at 4am to go to the airport and slept the 12-odd hours it took to fly to Chicago (I don't sleep on planes). We arrived there at around 11 and we got to the city centre at around 1. That meant we could shop for ages, have a big dinner in the evening, mess around and then go to bed around midnight. Try and calculate how long I was awake for THEN! London, but right now I'm in the city of Birmingham where my university is.

Changing history might be interesting. What did you have in mind? Hmm, let's see... they find an old piece of parchment from around 100 BC that states that a London-based eagle is to inherit the universe. That would INDEED be good news!

I hav teh mineh robotos to getchoo. -Kat-, why are you fighting...? I don't even know whose side you are on!

I'll only prey on the slow ones. Fish is too hard to catch. I'm one of those eagles that miraculously manages to pick up entire sheep with my talons and fly off with them. I'll stick with cod liver oil. Sheep make a much better dinner. Rodents are like hors d'oeurves. You would have to work too hard to fill your stomach. Not if I have one of those sushi bar conveyor belts. Then the mice will keep on coming! LOL LOL *hands LifesEagle The Double Gold Star Award* You definitely earned an award for that thought. Thank you! *holds with pride* Now I have a real craving for sushi... but it's 1am. Maybe I'll go chasing the neighbourhood cats. Please capture all those felines before they terrorize any more of my relatives. You mean the PESTS? Pests? Never. I would consider spiders as pests. Nooo, they're friendly! Though one of my flatmates hates them and a massive one has a web just above our flat door so I put a post-it on the door telling her to look up and she freaked out. Evil eagle!!! It's interesting that we're talking about spiders because my last 24 hours have been full of them. The story goes that yesterday I noticed that there were an awful lot of flies in our block's stairwell: and I mean a LOT of flies. Every time I opened my flat door they'd get into the flat hallway and eventually into the kitchen and I wasn't too keen on that (they were also the "non-flying" type that don't fly away if you bat your hand at them). So I went out, bought some fly spray and went up and down the stairs of my block spraying at them. Unfortunately, in doing this I noticed that I was agitating the spiders, and boy were there a lot of them. I didn't really want to harm them because they are clearly a GOOD thing in a block full of flies so I went back to my flat and helped put up some decorations/clean the ENTIRE kitchen on my own ( ) and thought nothing more of it. Later on when myself and two of my flatmates were hanging out in the lounge, one of them started screaming. There was a HUGE black spider on our dark-coloured carpet, and I mean HUGE. It was really difficult to catch because the bulbs in the living room have gone and the carpet is so dark and the other two are too scared of spiders to help. Eventually we caught it and set it free outside but it took about half an hour. I felt so guilty for disturbing the poor spiders. On the plus side, our flat looks sufficiently festive... though we MAY have gone over the top. I would have hated that a black HUGE spider was on the loose, I would have left rather rapidly! Your flat looks terrific... no, you didn't go over the top. I had a dream the night after the spider incident that thre were spiders EVERYWHERE. Annoying little things. We did in the kitchen! It's a Christmas nightmare in there. Pictures coming soon.

Thanks, JF. However late me saying that is... I've been going to sleep at 8am.I have too many American friends.

By that logic we could change the entire course of history just to make it more interesting. And poor Jesse, you REALLY need to fight hard to get into those band pictures properly!

D: well. well. well. make another one, and people will decide which is cooler. You do that and war will be inevitable. If you want to keep the universe as you know it, DO NOT COPY MEH.

If I knew what you were talking about, I'd probably agree. so for now, i'll just laugh at you. AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHH You is insulten meh! BATTTTUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLL!!!! D:< SHOOOWWWDOOOWWWWN -slaps- YOU TEH SLAP MEH? I TEH EAT YYUURRR FACE! SQUAWK!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, An eagle in a pear tree. Carry on.

We saw it as community service, what with the dollar being weak and all. We justified it by saying we were helping out the American economy!

I'll only prey on the slow ones. Fish is too hard to catch. I'm one of those eagles that miraculously manages to pick up entire sheep with my talons and fly off with them. I'll stick with cod liver oil. Sheep make a much better dinner. Rodents are like hors d'oeurves. You would have to work too hard to fill your stomach. Not if I have one of those sushi bar conveyor belts. Then the mice will keep on coming! LOL LOL *hands LifesEagle The Double Gold Star Award* You definitely earned an award for that thought. Thank you! *holds with pride* Now I have a real craving for sushi... but it's 1am. Maybe I'll go chasing the neighbourhood cats. Please capture all those felines before they terrorize any more of my relatives. You mean the PESTS? Pests? Never. I would consider spiders as pests. Nooo, they're friendly! Though one of my flatmates hates them and a massive one has a web just above our flat door so I put a post-it on the door telling her to look up and she freaked out. Evil eagle!!! It's interesting that we're talking about spiders because my last 24 hours have been full of them. The story goes that yesterday I noticed that there were an awful lot of flies in our block's stairwell: and I mean a LOT of flies. Every time I opened my flat door they'd get into the flat hallway and eventually into the kitchen and I wasn't too keen on that (they were also the "non-flying" type that don't fly away if you bat your hand at them). So I went out, bought some fly spray and went up and down the stairs of my block spraying at them. Unfortunately, in doing this I noticed that I was agitating the spiders, and boy were there a lot of them. I didn't really want to harm them because they are clearly a GOOD thing in a block full of flies so I went back to my flat and helped put up some decorations/clean the ENTIRE kitchen on my own ( ) and thought nothing more of it. Later on when myself and two of my flatmates were hanging out in the lounge, one of them started screaming. There was a HUGE black spider on our dark-coloured carpet, and I mean HUGE. It was really difficult to catch because the bulbs in the living room have gone and the carpet is so dark and the other two are too scared of spiders to help. Eventually we caught it and set it free outside but it took about half an hour. I felt so guilty for disturbing the poor spiders. On the plus side, our flat looks sufficiently festive... though we MAY have gone over the top.

Jibjab slays me. "I really like change, have I made myself clear?"

I'll only prey on the slow ones. Fish is too hard to catch. I'm one of those eagles that miraculously manages to pick up entire sheep with my talons and fly off with them. I'll stick with cod liver oil. Sheep make a much better dinner. Rodents are like hors d'oeurves. You would have to work too hard to fill your stomach. Not if I have one of those sushi bar conveyor belts. Then the mice will keep on coming! LOL LOL *hands LifesEagle The Double Gold Star Award* You definitely earned an award for that thought. Thank you! *holds with pride* Now I have a real craving for sushi... but it's 1am. Maybe I'll go chasing the neighbourhood cats. Please capture all those felines before they terrorize any more of my relatives. You mean the PESTS? Pests? Never. I would consider spiders as pests. Nooo, they're friendly! Though one of my flatmates hates them and a massive one has a web just above our flat door so I put a post-it on the door telling her to look up and she freaked out.

Make me laugh, and thou shalt have cookies.

If I knew what you were talking about, I'd probably agree. so for now, i'll just laugh at you. AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHH You is insulten meh! BATTTTUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Thought that I'd post this photo because it shows why I should never be allowed into America. Photo was taken summer of 2007 in Chicago and we went a little bit overboard with our shopping... how we got it all through customs without being taxed I'll never know! The other people in the photo are my cousin and my brother.

JF, I think you have accurately illustrated the human struggle to connect with our environment and nature and the suffering of people all over the world. Your picture respresents the cluttered western ideals and the blank expanse around it could be the desert of the human soul. You are a genius. ... but, on second viewing, I think it's a bush.

*screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmssssssssssssss nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo* You ate a poor little defenseless little bird who couldn't fly??????? *falls over again in shock* Survival of the fittest. AAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *is speechless* That's nature for you: cold, heartless, brutal and competative. If I didn't sniper down those falcons that I can see way over on the other side of the valley I'd be all out of biscuits! None of this "that's nature for you" nonsense. Eagles need to start being vegetarians. *gasp* NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha... I pwn this thread.

You probably don't even eat jelly rolls. That old story is actually an exaggeration as the setence would be understood in context. But never mind, it's still funny if we pretend!